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[serving_love]

- Booze
- So much shitty booze
- Wine
- Cornmeal
- Rice
- Meat
- Meat
- Fucking more meat — dammit, Luffy
- Lemons / Limes
- Oranges...
- Nami-san ♡

[The start of what looks like a grocery list abruptly cuts off as 1) Sanji gets...distracted, and 2) he remembers this isn't just scrap paper and other people will see it. Shit. He skips further down the page.]




So...how many of you guys getting ready to set sail actually know what the hell to do once you're out at sea?

And how many of you stocked up properly, fucking hell.

Comments

[Voice]

[gambliar]

[...sure. Let's go with that.]

Delighted to meet you, Sanji-kun.

Naturally, one can't get very far in life without a bit of confidence. I'd say it's quite important if you wish to succeed at anything.

[Voice]

[serving_love]

That's true... Heh, although I think there's a thin line between 'confidence' and 'bullheaded stupidity' that my crew treads pretty well.

[Voice]

[gambliar]

Is that right? The description of your crew reminds me of someone I know back home. He has confidence in spades, but he isn't nearly as smart as he thinks he is.

[Voice]

[serving_love]

Ah, well, my captain...I wouldn't necessarily say that he thinks he's smart. He just kind of does whatever the hell he wants and it doesn't usually occur to him to think it might end badly.

[Voice]

[gambliar]

Even so, he still sounds like my classmate from back home. His name is Byakuya Togami, in case you're curious.

[Voice]

[serving_love]

Is he here, too?

[Voice]

[gambliar]

Not currently. He's...quite hard to miss. Tall, blonde hair, blue eyes, wears a hideous pair of glasses, and has an ego the size of a planet.

[Voice]

[serving_love]

Huh. Well, I'll keep an eye out in case he does turn up here, Celestia-chan!

[Voice]

[gambliar]

I appreciate it, Sanji-kun.