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piratejournal2013-09-13 07:34 pm
serving_love) wrote in piratejournal2013-09-13 07:34 pm
[001 || Written]
- Booze
- So much shitty booze
- Wine
- Cornmeal
- Rice
- Meat
- Meat
- Fucking more meat — dammit, Luffy
- Lemons / Limes
- Oranges...
- Nami-san ♡
[The start of what looks like a grocery list abruptly cuts off as 1) Sanji gets...distracted, and 2) he remembers this isn't just scrap paper and other people will see it. Shit. He skips further down the page.]
So...how many of you guys getting ready to set sail actually know what the hell to do once you're out at sea?
And how many of you stocked up properly, fucking hell.
- So much shitty booze
- Wine
- Cornmeal
- Rice
- Meat
- Meat
- Fucking more meat — dammit, Luffy
- Lemons / Limes
- Oranges...
[The start of what looks like a grocery list abruptly cuts off as 1) Sanji gets...distracted, and 2) he remembers this isn't just scrap paper and other people will see it. Shit. He skips further down the page.]
So...how many of you guys getting ready to set sail actually know what the hell to do once you're out at sea?
And how many of you stocked up properly, fucking hell.
[written]
[And then there's a sudden and abrupt pause, because. Say what now??]
...A crew of fair maidens?
[Such a fantastic thing exists here??
And can Sanji join them???][written]
[
Isn't he already in a crew...]Your sentence seems to have gotten cut off, just before. Or did you stop abruptly?
[written]
Yes, but his crew has smelly boys in it, ewww.]Ah, sorry! Forgive me, I was just excited to meet you! My name is Sanji!
As for advice...there's a lot I could give, but I wouldn't want to be presumptuous. Anything in particular you're curious about? Anything to do with your ship's galley and I'm definitely your man~
[written]
Sucks to be you, man...]Well met, Sanji. You may call me Grell.
I would not be the proper person to speak about the galley, but as captain, I will take notes for our chef.
Perhaps we should start with what we should do when a storm forms? Much of the literature I've read did not cover that much.
[written]
;__;]Pleasure to meet you, Grell-san!
Ah, storms can be a pain in the ass to get through if they're bad. Do you have anyone on board who can read weather patterns well? The more time you can give yourself to prepare, the better. Getting all the rigging secured is important, because having your sails unfurled is just asking for shitty trouble. Tie down anything on deck, raise your anchor if it's dropped, and have several people helping at the steering wheel because the water current and waves are likely to be fucking strong.
Anyone not helping on deck should be securing shit in the hold and elsewhere on the ship, because it's all going to get tossed around like crazy.
[written]
I'll have to ask my crew if they're able to read weather patterns. In the case they aren't, what would be the best course to take?
[written]
You'll just have to learn how to react quickly, Grell-san! As long as you're reading up on sailing, maybe try to find some books about weather, too?
[written]
Perhaps it's time for another trip to the Backwater Brig. Your insight has been very helpful, Mister Sanji. You'll always be welcome aboard my ship!
[written]
Thanks! Feel free to visit ours anytime, as well!
And if you get stuck in some shitty weather situation—or any shitty situation actually—I'm always willing to help! I can use the...Nav-thing. On the ships. And be there in an instant!
Apparently.[Although he's not entirely sure he trusts that whole system yet.]
[written]
You're most kind! I'll be sure to ask for your assistance first, should such horrid situations arise.
[Already on a priority list, Sanji. Good job!]
[written]
[SKILLZ.]