[001 || Written]

[serving_love]

- Booze
- So much shitty booze
- Wine
- Cornmeal
- Rice
- Meat
- Meat
- Fucking more meat — dammit, Luffy
- Lemons / Limes
- Oranges...
- Nami-san ♡

[The start of what looks like a grocery list abruptly cuts off as 1) Sanji gets...distracted, and 2) he remembers this isn't just scrap paper and other people will see it. Shit. He skips further down the page.]




So...how many of you guys getting ready to set sail actually know what the hell to do once you're out at sea?

And how many of you stocked up properly, fucking hell.

Comments

[Written]

[fabnguns]

Always determine that meat is the best? Can't solve a riddle to save his heart?

[Sounding familiar yet?]

[Written]

[serving_love]

Ah, yep, that's him.

...Did he do something stupid again?

[Written]

[fabnguns]

That name suits him.

[A stupid name for a stupid person.]

Nothing yet. Besides wanting to waste out question next week to ask for meat mountain.

[Written]

[serving_love]

Shit, yeah, that's pretty...typical.

I'd apologize for him, but if I made that a habit I'd be handing out "I'm sorry"s for the rest of my freaking life.