Denzel Quincy 'Crackpot' Crocker (
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[Audio/Action for Isla Empieza]
Alright, Turner.
[Denzel hits the word 'Turner' with vengeance before continuing on with an accusing tone and sounds like he's pointing a finger. When Crocker gets to the word 'I' his voice turns rather ominous before exclaiming. ]
I know you’re the one behind this. And as soon as I - Mr. Denzel Crocker find you... I’M GIVING YOU AN F! And stealing your - FAIRY GODPARENTS!
And then wish myself back to the twenty-first century and then - RULE THE WORLD!
[This cues the maniacal laughter. There's a pause indicating an after-thought.]
Either that or wish myself out of Moby Dick.
[Action]
[Anyone on Isla Empieza will spot a man who is clearly out of place with the locals. From his white collar shirt down to his fancy dress shoes and tie. Not to mention a strange metal box that fits in his hand. He seems to be on the prowl for someone or something, which in all is probably answers. He's very clearly not amused about all of this as she gripes under his breath.]
[Denzel hits the word 'Turner' with vengeance before continuing on with an accusing tone and sounds like he's pointing a finger. When Crocker gets to the word 'I' his voice turns rather ominous before exclaiming. ]
I know you’re the one behind this. And as soon as I - Mr. Denzel Crocker find you... I’M GIVING YOU AN F! And stealing your - FAIRY GODPARENTS!
And then wish myself back to the twenty-first century and then - RULE THE WORLD!
[This cues the maniacal laughter. There's a pause indicating an after-thought.]
Either that or wish myself out of Moby Dick.
[Action]
[Anyone on Isla Empieza will spot a man who is clearly out of place with the locals. From his white collar shirt down to his fancy dress shoes and tie. Not to mention a strange metal box that fits in his hand. He seems to be on the prowl for someone or something, which in all is probably answers. He's very clearly not amused about all of this as she gripes under his breath.]
[Voice]
[WHY DID DAVY JONES GIVE YOU MARCO'S DADDY'S SHIP AND NOT HIM?]
[No wait. That is not the most logical conclusion. Explain yourself, Sir!]
[Voice]
EGAD! This journal just magically communicated!
[Now he's found his way to communicate not very high tech but the man also does enjoy magic.]
Who are you?
[Denzel's eyes seem to narrow with that statement.]
On Moby Dick? More like in. It's not like the great white whale shallowed me, I, MR. DENZEL CROCKER!
If I was your teacher, I'd give you an - F!
[Voice]
[Congratulations dude, you win the first award for making Marco's family look totally stable and sane.]
I'm Marco. And you were swallowed by the whale or dropped in shallows by the ship?
[Voice]
No! I'm in the book, Moby Dick!
[There's a silence as Crocker now wonders for a change that he's actually wrong about his usually correct assumptions.]
Aren't I?
[Voice]
I mean.
Aside from the journals.
Look, on a more metaphysical basis I mean.
[Voice]
[Wait there is one way to know for sure.]
What's your name?
[Voice]
Marco. I already said that, yoi.
Re: [Voice]
MAGIC IS REAL I TELL YOU! REAL! REAL!
[Denzel wide-eyes someone did not catch that with all the insane rambling.]
Oh, right. [Oopps.]
[Denzel is unusually silent as he's cross checking the characters in the book.]
NOPE! No Marco.
But wait... How did know you about the great white whale?
[Voice]
Moby Dick is my old man's favorite book. We named our ship after him, and it's something of a metaphor for my whole family. Vengeance, pirates, ending whaling, that sort of thing.
[Voice]
I'll prove it -
Someday? Eh?
[There's a brief pause before stating in surprise. After all that is definitely doesn't hear every day.]
What do you mean you know it? Aye?
[Crocker does know what 'aye' means it's just strange to hear. One may or may not hear him scratching the top of his head. This just keeps getting stranger and stranger.
That is before the groan in pain happens. Father talk. What Crocker wouldn't have given to have a father to have raised him at times.]
Nothing wrong with vengeance.
[States a rather sly smirk across the face before turning more into a teacher tone.]
Or Moby Dick. Classic piece of literature, yes.
[If only he could get his class to read that.]
[But if what they say is true, Moby Dick wouldn't exist within Moby Dick. Now Crocker isn't sure what is going on.]
Maybe I'm losing my touch.
[Crocker remarks with the up most concerned voice. Was he?]
Do you know where I am?
[Because frankly now he doesn't have a clue and if you could see him he's eye-twitching between nerves and insanity.]
[Voice]
We're in another world, eh. Davy Jones magicked us here to play errand pirates for him and find shards of his heart or some shit like that.
But more importantly, if you want your vengeance on him, you'll need to find the shards anyway.
[Voice]
[What is this power you speak of?]
Tell me more about these shards.
[Voice]
[Voice]
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?! They let you do magic! MAGIC!
[Voice]
Unless it's barnacles. [Meaning bullshit.]
I don't need to do magic. I already do what I want. [Z-snap!]
[Voice]
Organisms that grow on hard surfaces?!
What does that have to do with anything?!
Are you mad?! It's power!
[There's that maniacal laugher.]
And if that power exists there's bond to be - FAIRY MAGIC!
[In all of his insanity the man pauses briefly.]
What do you mean do what you want?
[That's when it dawns on Denzel and exclaims in exictment.]
YES! I'M FINALLY AWAY FROM MY MOTHER!
[Voice]
[BWAAAAAAAAH HE MISSES HIS DAD.]
[Voice]
And what is that, mmm?
[Voice]
[That is super personal dude.]
[He's just gonna lie, okay.]
To live in Moby Dick. [Actually that's almost true, but it's a long story.]
[Voice]
The book, whale or the ship?
[Voice]
[Marco that answers nothing.]
[Voice]
But tell me this why couldn't magic make that happen?
[Voice] 1/2
There isn't enough power in existence to make sure all those I wish to share it with could be there.
Moby Dick alone wouldn't be enough, and it'd get crowded.
[Voice] 2/2
But you can probably get what you want unless your desires are as equally complicated, yoi.
[Voice]
People. [Crocker remarks in bitter distaste.]
What good are they anyways?
[But then it was hard for him to understand because of his lack of decent people in his life.]
Apparently so.
SAYS YOU! Magic is only limited by your imagination!
[Of course as how much you want that something as well. Though this is the man who does believe fairy magic can do anything, even if there's that Rule book but alas doesn't know about that!]
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