25 September 2013 @ 10:54 pm
[Ahoy, Pirates! From the pages of your journal comes the somewhat frantic voice of yours truly: Tulio, mighty and powerful-- oh whatever.]

Now I have been avoiding this possessed book as much as possible, but ah--

Does anyone know how to fix one of those big, tall... Sticky-thingies?

You know, the one with all the sails and the rope.

Ours is, uh, broken, so any help would be-- [There is the sound of a distant crash.]

Oh god. What now?