3rd wave | open voice

[rebonding]

Hey! Korra, here-

Would anyone happen to know anything about fighting with swords? I got a pair from the "Krissmis" ship. I think they're Fire Nation... [not that anybody is going to have a clue what that means...] Broadswords, maybe? They look pretty old fashion, but they're in good shape.

I just have no idea how to use them. I want to, though! I could pay for lessons and everything.

Comments

[voice]

[rebonding]

Yeah. They fit back to back into one sheath.

[clinking in the background as she slides them out]

[voice]

[yourotherleft]

Interesting.

But if you don't know the first thing about swordsmanship, nitoryu isn't the easiest place to start.

[voice]

[allendsmeat]

Yeah. You should start practicing using salami. [since clearly this is the best idea in the history of ever]

[voice]

[yourotherleft]

Wh...Luffy! YOU ARE NOT HELPING!

[voice] 1/2

[allendsmeat]

haha why not? You could call it:

[voice]

[allendsmeat]

[gruff Zoro type voice] Salamitoryuu

[voice]

[yourotherleft]

[the audible sound of his palm hitting his face]

Where are you so I can come kick your ass?

[voice]

[allendsmeat]

In the galley. [the Spades' galley, actually, eating salami which gave him the idea. Or well he already finished it and now he's into other things]

Anyway I think the salami's gone now. Maybe you should do carrots instead. [then Luffy could see him fight and not get hungry]

[voice]

[rebonding]

Actually... My friend from home got a whole crate of salami from that ship. It could work!

[voice]

[yourotherleft]

I'm not teaching anybody to use salami as a weapon!

Don't listen to him, he's an idiot.

[voice]

[rebonding]

Weirder things have come in handy.

[voice]

[yourotherleft]

I'm not knocking the need to improvise. [he's done it himself, after all] But when you have a pair of swords at hand, there's no sense throwing them aside to use something else.

[voice]

[allendsmeat]

What if you didn't have swords but just salami? Could you cut through stuff?

[voice] /threadjacks this mhm

[ex_automobiles598]

It's not a problem, if you really want to use some of it by all means.

[SHE DOESN'T WANT ALL OF THIS]

[voice]

[allendsmeat]

Eh?! You have more?! Okay! I accept! Thank youuuu~! [he'll eat it all]

[voice]

[ex_automobiles598]

Sure. I have way too much than I actually need.

[At least getting rid of all of this was going to be easier than she thought. Good thing Korra is friends with a bunch of weirdos]

[voice]

[allendsmeat]

Yosh! Where are you? [he's pretty much done in the galley anyway. You guys have a lot of stuff!

...or well, had...]

[voice]

[ex_automobiles598]

I'm on the Spade's ship, but I don't know how you're going to make it over there.

[Oh she doesn't even know yet. She does't even know. Wait a minute...]

Which galley are you on?

[voice]

[allendsmeat]

Your galley. You gotta lot of good stuff in here. Ooh bacon. [om nom nom]

[voice] this is a deathly serious thread, guys.

[rebonding]

HEY don't eat all the bacon.

[voice]

[allendsmeat]

If you want some you gotta come get it. [he's not giving bacon up without a fight]

[voice]

[rebonding]

Don't tempt me.

[voice]

[allendsmeat]

I won't. It's my bacon. [since he's touching it]

[voice]

[rebonding]

Not for long.

[voice]

[allendsmeat]

. . . [eats faster]