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[ Weiss has been keeping to herself for a few days, really only having spoken with Ruby and Jaune so far.. but this situation has come to a climax. She can't take it anymore. She has to do something! Even if it means acknowledging the other people who may or may not actually be pirates. ]

I'm going to ask you all a question and one of you had better have an answer! Is there anywhere in this place to sleep that isn't full of smelly drunkards? Maybe a place with an ice machine that looks a little more like it's got zero chance of bugs.

[ Weiss's tone is dead serious. She has absolutely no tolerance for this quality of rooming. Bunk beds, dorm rooms? Fine. They're clean, warm, and more than comfortable at the top school for huntresses and hunters. They definitely aren't situated over a noisy bar. The other option was to actually get a ship and she wasn't going to deal with a tiny little dinghy-- that would probably be worse than the room. ]

I know my standards can be a little high sometimes... but there is absolutely no way I'm staying in a place that's not even fit for animals for one more night. [ The last three words are punctuated to emphasize her point. ]

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seems hella unlikely youll get answers on that chumpette
weird shit like this is likely to happen a hundred percent of the time were here and well get shit all in terms of a response when we yell at it and hit the box
so might as well get used to gagging yourself to save your patience
and start dressing like you raided good will

I'm not dressing down at all. I can wash my own clothes as often as I need to!

[ She has no idea how to do regular chores probably. Note to self: Ask Ruby or Jaune. They probably know a lot more about doing things that she has people do for her normally. ]

Anyway, I got into Beacon on my own. I think I can handle whatever comes at me.

yeah just how often are you gonna get good water to wash your rags
do you know how long distilling takes for drinking water even
this pirate bullshit gets worse and worse with the passing of each millisecond
so yeah
gonna wait for you to realize literally everything you gotta do to cope

If there's a way to get Dust around here then I can manage easily.

[ That aside, she has an important question. ]

Are you a mute or do you just like writing when someone's talking to you?

i come from a fuckin social media generation
verbal communication is meaningless to me
pretty sure my vocal chords are atrophied from disuse

You must be having a great time without electricity then.

been without the internet for three years babe
the only thing you really miss is the plumbing
being distracted by a shitload of awful pirate nonsense helps pass the time

Don't address me as babe. It's Weiss Schnee.

What sort of nonsense besides pirates being around?

i dunno takin care of the ship
doing work actually does a lot of good to keep you from going berserk
anyway sorry i cant really abide that
its either babe
legs
or broad
i am flat out of letters for you

Those are worse than "Snow Angel."

[ The distaste for nicknames really rolls off her tongue when she says that. At least Snow Angel made a really bad stab at being creative. ]

as far as shitty nicknames and things to call you go
thats not actually that shitty

It's pretty bad.

i guarantee you its better than dickface mckenzie
or dong buttermouth
or turd chumpbucket
do you want me to keep going
i can keep going

Those are insults, I'm hardly talking about vulgar names like that.

if i say 'this is what im gonna call you from now on'
thats a nickname
nicknames can be insults but its not like they can only be one or the other
but do you agree that those are much worse than whatever you just said people call you

Obviously those are much worse. That wasn't the type of nickname I was talking about though. That's like saying you're going to call the trash your "sweet princess" instead of something more fitting.

[ Except backward, because clearly for Weiss, Snow Princess and baby are in a completely different league of nicknames than those other things he was saying. ]

well its one thing to say it just isnt appropriate rather than saying its bad
still is it really that much of a big deal
that name
not that i even remember it
didnt seem that bad

Considering who it came from? Yes.

[ He had selective hearing about her making fun of him to make him start hitting on her, of course it's bad. ]

was it hitler
because then id understand
but if it was just some douche
i dont really get how it needs to be taken seriously

Who's Hitler?

[ Other world here, sorry. ]

think of the shittiest person you've ever met
hitler is a hundred thousand times worse
where i come from we call people 'hitler' if we think their being dicks

I find it very hard to believe there's anyone out there worse than the kind of people my family have to deal with.

[ Weiss your family is not the nicest people either, no matter how much in denial about that you are. ]

depends on how many innocent people your family killed
i mean ballpark anything below a hundred thousand would be pretty weak

[The worst thing to tease someone with, but Dave's taste in jokes had always been bad.]

My family is the one that gets attacked all the time by those-- by the White Fang!

[ Lots of bad stuff on her family's part, but nowhere near as bad as Hitler at least. ]

see even then the white fang is kind of a badass name
maybe your just bad at the whole naming thing

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