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[conntego]

[okay, so jaune was used to using his tablet in order to talk to other people and nothing like..... like this. he was able to figure it out after a long process, but he thinks he understands it now! still, he's a little confused.]

So... I take it that um... I'm nowhere near Vale anymore, am I? Uugghh.... I am so dead... what am I gonna tell my parents now?

[they won't approve of being a pirate!!]

How did I even get here....? I know I went to bed in my dorm room last night, there's no way I could sleepwalk this far!

[he would blame cardin, but he knows that guy wouldn't dare try anything like this with him. he was just so confused!]

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[redelivered]

How do you walk when you're asleep? You have to be lying down to fall asleep in the first place.

[ What a weird thing to happen. There's no point to sleeping if there's exercise involved. ]

[conntego]

Well you know, you fall asleep laying down but then your body is suddenly like, "I don't think so."

Next thing you know you wake up in an entirely different spot!

[yes, just like that.]

[redelivered]

No way. There's no way the body can do something so strange.

[ She's not buying any of this. ] What if you're in your pajamas and everyone sees? It'd be embarrassing.

[conntego]

[jaune wears a onesie to bed. it would be horrible if everyone saw that.]

I-it can do that! I'm not making this stuff up.

[redelivered]

[ It would be horrible for everyone involved more than just him lbr. ]

Scary...

Is that why people have handcuffs in their bedroom sometime?

LMFAOFS

[conntego]

[....UH!!

UUUHHH....!! he doesn't even know how to respond to that?!]

Th-th-...that's entirely different! Just who do you know that even has that?! Nevermind, I don't wanna know!

[redelivered]

[ PEOPLE GET BORED LIVING ON SHIPS 24/7??? DON'T JUDGE. ]

No one here that I've met... yet.

We might have to get handcuffs if the sleep walking is really a problem. What if you want off the edge of a ship into the sea?

[conntego]

[HOLY SHIT HARD JUDGIN' YO.]

Okay you can get them but don't tell anyone you got them, understand? It would be bad, seriously bad!

[redelivered]

[ SO RUDE. ]

What's so bad about them? They're just--oh, it's because bad guys have to wear them? I'm really a good girl.

[conntego]

[HE'S GONNA DIE THIS IS HORRIBLE.]

Uuggh... [he groans.] I'm so not cut out for explaining this...

[redelivered]

Explaining what?

[ It makes so much sense in her little innocent mind??? ] If I'm troubling you, we can stop talking.

It's kind of weird I'm talking to a book anyway.

[conntego]

Certain... er....

[she wasn't troubling him, so he just wanted to get this out already.]

Certain people use.... h-...handcuffs for... uh acts that are..... unsavory?

[AHA HE DID IT!] So let's stop talking about it! Okay? Um I'm Jaune by the way! Ehehe.... aahh....

[redelivered]

So they don't use them for sleepwalking, Jaune?

[ Seems kind of rude to keep on with the conversation when he said he didn't want to, but she HAD to add that in. ]

And I'm Amy! Just Amy!

[conntego]

[ER- he's ignoring that comment. he's way too embarrassed and pure to even think about those kinds of things.]

Should I call you Just Amy then? [hah hah...]

[redelivered]

No, no, no. I mean it's just Amy!

[ Whoosh. ]

[conntego]

Aha, I know, I was just making a joke!

Have you been here for very long?

[redelivered]

[ Oh. Good thing he can't see how embarrassed she is. ]

Nope, I arrived this week and was attacked! The natives here are pretty rude.

[conntego]

Oh.... you were with those people huh? Man, I wish I woulda been there, I could have helped!

[sort of, maybe. he was a decent fighter, but he could be better.]

[redelivered]

Does that mean that you are a hero too? [ There's so many here. ]

[conntego]

[OH- he feels rather embarrassed at that. he wants to be a hero more than anything, just like his family was for generations.]

...Not.... not exactly. I'm getting there though! I am.

[redelivered]

So you're a hero-in-training which is cooler. That means you can look around for a sidekick to recruit, right?

[conntego]

Back home I was at a school that trained heroes. We're called Hunters and Huntresses though. And yeah... I guess I could look around for one!

[he still feels bad about sneaking into beacon, but he feels proud to be apart of such a good team from there.]

[redelivered]

They have schools that teach people how to be heroes? [ That's so cooOOOOoool!! ]

That means you can teach someone too, right?

[conntego]

[RIGHTEOUS!!]

They do! It's pretty cool if you ask me. [...and pretty much everyone is much better than him either way.

but all these questions- wait she couldn't possibly be hinting at...]

Are you saying you want me to...to teach you?

[redelivered]

It sounds so cool!!

[ Oh, but then he asks that. ] What? Me?

I can't be a hero!