1 || shep on a ship || voice + other shit

[sheparrrrrd]

[Yes, voice is what you get because Shepard is accustomed to dictation software with his omni-tool.]

This is Commander Shepard, Systems Alliance Navy. Considering the crew of the Normandy and I only had enough time to gently interrogate the locals on the main island before we were kindly asked to leave, the location of a friendly port or merchant ship to restock supplies would be appreciated.

I would also like to personally extend my thanks to the person responsible.

[All the fucking sarcasm in the world.]

Shepard out.

[And shortly after there's a little addendum made private to the Normandy crew.]

Not exactly inclined to trust just anyone out there, but I'm sure you've all seen the reports about an impending attack. If there's a chance one of our people will show up behind enemy lines, we should make some plans.

Swimming lessons at noon.

Comments

Re: [voice]

[stolenmemories]

I can swim, I'd make a poor thief if I wasn't prepared for every possibility.

Re: [voice]

[sheparrrrrd]

[He's still not exactly convinced, but he'll back off for now.]

Alright. Let's just hope none of us get in a situation where we need to swim.

Re: [voice]

[stolenmemories]

I have a feeling it'll happen sooner than later. Since none of us know how to sail, we run the risk of hitting a reef or a big rock without knowing.

Re: [voice]

[sheparrrrrd]

I guess you're right. If something is going to go wrong, it usually happens to us.

Re: [voice]

[stolenmemories]

When it rains it pours, at least when it comes to your luck, Shep.