1 || shep on a ship || voice + other shit

[sheparrrrrd]

[Yes, voice is what you get because Shepard is accustomed to dictation software with his omni-tool.]

This is Commander Shepard, Systems Alliance Navy. Considering the crew of the Normandy and I only had enough time to gently interrogate the locals on the main island before we were kindly asked to leave, the location of a friendly port or merchant ship to restock supplies would be appreciated.

I would also like to personally extend my thanks to the person responsible.

[All the fucking sarcasm in the world.]

Shepard out.

[And shortly after there's a little addendum made private to the Normandy crew.]

Not exactly inclined to trust just anyone out there, but I'm sure you've all seen the reports about an impending attack. If there's a chance one of our people will show up behind enemy lines, we should make some plans.

Swimming lessons at noon.

Comments

[sheparrrrrd]

At least you're as terrible as the Joker from my universe.

[pluggedintheoverlord]

What can I say, I'm a universal constant.

[sheparrrrrd]

Glad some things will always be the same.

Noon then, and that'll be the only lesson you ever have to attend. Got it?

[Because he has to see this.]