1 || shep on a ship || voice + other shit

[sheparrrrrd]

[Yes, voice is what you get because Shepard is accustomed to dictation software with his omni-tool.]

This is Commander Shepard, Systems Alliance Navy. Considering the crew of the Normandy and I only had enough time to gently interrogate the locals on the main island before we were kindly asked to leave, the location of a friendly port or merchant ship to restock supplies would be appreciated.

I would also like to personally extend my thanks to the person responsible.

[All the fucking sarcasm in the world.]

Shepard out.

[And shortly after there's a little addendum made private to the Normandy crew.]

Not exactly inclined to trust just anyone out there, but I'm sure you've all seen the reports about an impending attack. If there's a chance one of our people will show up behind enemy lines, we should make some plans.

Swimming lessons at noon.

Comments

Re: WRITTEN

[calibrating]

You could always set it to a campy song like they do on those extranet vids.

Re: WRITTEN

[sheparrrrrd]

I'm not that creative. Maybe Kasumi could do it.

Don't worry. I don't plan on us being here long, so it's not like you'll have to do much swimming in the long run.

Re: WRITTEN

[calibrating]

Speaking of plans, how the hell are we going to get out of here and back to our respective galaxies, or whatever cosmic crap is going on?

Re: WRITTEN

[sheparrrrrd]

That's a good question.

[and here there's just an inkblot as if Shep's stuck his pen to paper and just stopped while he thought.]

Re: WRITTEN

[calibrating]

[Oof. Somehow, that went from bantery to really sad]

We'll figure something out. Always do.