Whine 002 | Written

[sacred_flamer]

THIS WORLD SUCKS!!!

[For someone that's been forced to write in a diary for the past seven years, Luke's handwriting sure does look like cheagle scratch. It doesn't help that he's fed up and annoyed, which only serves to make his already crappy handwriting that much worse.]

I used to love the ocean, but I can't stand it any more! All we ever do is sail over here, get attacked by giant moths, sail over here, lose some crew members in a fog, sail over here, pick up some brats. It's so damn boring, and now we're going back to that stupid island we started out from again!? Even though everyone said we should get off of there as soon as possible?!

I hate this! I want something different to do!

[...just be glad this is written, and you don't actually have to hear his bratty ranting.]

Comments

[voice]

[sacred_flamer]

Consort...?

[.................]

So you're just a girlfriend? Geeze, that's boring...

Re: [voice]

[yatteyanyo]

Just-! Just a girlfriend?!

I am the CHIEF ROYAL CONSORT, you idiot, I am the number two to the number one!

[voice]

[sacred_flamer]

Yeah, but you're still just number two.

Re: [voice]

[yatteyanyo]

Gladly. To be in service of Taishi-sama is my greatest honor.

[voice] I feel like I need to apologize for this idiot.

[sacred_flamer]

If you say so. I guess it's nice to have a chick that worships you like that...

[It'd be nice to have Natalia say something like that every now and then, instead of smothering him as much as humanly possible.]

Re: [voice] tbh, Tojiko is like this with a lot of people

[yatteyanyo]

Something that I doubt you will ever have with an attitude like yours.

[voice] I'd be scared if these two ever met face to face

[sacred_flamer]

Hey! My fiance worships me just fine.

[Well, more like nags, but still...]

Re: [voice]

[yatteyanyo]

The only way I can imagine that sort of situation is if it was an arranged coupling and that she's insane.

[voice]

[sacred_flamer]

[Nailed that one on the head.]

W-well yeah, our parents arranged it when we were born, but she's still nuts about me!

Re: [voice]

[yatteyanyo]

Goodness, that was easier than I thought. You really are pathetic.

[voice]

[sacred_flamer]

Oh shut up! It's still better than some guy's girlfriend.

Re: [voice]

[yatteyanyo]

Ah, I see the issue now.

You're jealous.

[voice]

[sacred_flamer]

...of what?

Re: [voice]

[yatteyanyo]

Of my prince.

[voice]

[sacred_flamer]

Please; I've got no reason to be jealous of someone that isn't even here.

Re: [voice]

[yatteyanyo]

The crown prince and de facto ruler of a mighty sovereign nation, with a wifely consort whose loyalty is unwavering.

Whereas you just seem like a spoiled brat with a nagging girlfriend.

[voice]

[sacred_flamer]

[Pegged that one on the head, as if the awkward noise Luke let out wasn't proof enough.]

I don't want to hear that from some guy's girlfriend! You don't even know who I am!

Re: [voice]

[yatteyanyo]

But did I lie? -Just... laughing on her end.-

[voice]

[sacred_flamer]

Yes!

[...she doesn't read minds, does she?]

Re: [voice]

[yatteyanyo]

Well I'll leave you to your wounded pride, regardless.