Whine 002 | Written

[sacred_flamer]

THIS WORLD SUCKS!!!

[For someone that's been forced to write in a diary for the past seven years, Luke's handwriting sure does look like cheagle scratch. It doesn't help that he's fed up and annoyed, which only serves to make his already crappy handwriting that much worse.]

I used to love the ocean, but I can't stand it any more! All we ever do is sail over here, get attacked by giant moths, sail over here, lose some crew members in a fog, sail over here, pick up some brats. It's so damn boring, and now we're going back to that stupid island we started out from again!? Even though everyone said we should get off of there as soon as possible?!

I hate this! I want something different to do!

[...just be glad this is written, and you don't actually have to hear his bratty ranting.]

Comments

[voice]

[maskedtyrant]

Very important things for sure, but easy enough to fix! For example--do you know how to fish?

[voice]

[sacred_flamer]

No... of course not! Why would I?

[voice]

[maskedtyrant]

Well, if you learned how, you'd find a way to occupy yourself and catch a good meal! Two birds with one stone, right?

[voice]

[sacred_flamer]

[...he has no objections to that! Well...]

But I'm killing the fish then...

[How he eats chicken so much is anyone's guess.]

[voice]

[maskedtyrant]

No one said you have to be the one to prepare the fish! You're with a crew right now, yes? Get one of them to help you make it.

[From the sound of things, having to cook food for this brat should be infinitely preferable to hearing him complain about the stupid things he's listed previously.]

[voice]

[sacred_flamer]

Hn... well, I guess that's okay then. I... guess I'm an okay cook, but Jade is better.

[Anyone but Natalia is better than him, really.]

[voice]

[maskedtyrant]

Great! Problem solved. Glad I could help.