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[parfaitsamurai]

Are you:
- A pirate in search of a first mate?
- A group of lost teens drifting in the ocean?
- Looking for someone to fix your ship?

Then you need

YOROZUYA GIN-SAN

There is no task small enough! No job menial enough! No payment big enough! Just call me - and future associates - and I will take care of it!

Alternatively, hire me for your ship! I will guide us and help you find the O*e P*ece!

At least, do it because it's my birthday today, come on.

Comments

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[kaihentai]

first date

who would go on a first date with a pair of dead fish eyes

they're not even snake eyes they're not even lucky LOL ha ha i made a joke

[text] -he has no idea who this is

[parfaitsamurai]

Oi, oi, who said anything about dates? I don't perform that kind of services! Unless you're Ketsuno Ana.

[kaihentai]

rly

i thought you did all sorts of odd jobs ;) LOL

y would ketsuno ana date u isn't sh e mrried?

[parfaitsamurai]

That goes way beyond odd jobs!! Are you thinking of an ass job?? You can do those by yourself!

[parfaitsamurai]

...How do you know she's married?

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[seadevil]

[He's done talking to this book after someone who shall not be named whose name starts with a "Mitsu" and ends in a "hide" called him a name that he really does not need to have spread around. So it's time to try writing in the book instead.]

Just your luck! I happen to be searching for a worthy crew to sail these strange seas and search for treasure. I can't offer you payment to start, but I can guarantee you your fair cut of whatever we find. Though being part of the crew of the great Sea Devil of the West is payment in itself!

[Oh, Aniki. You have no idea what you're getting yourself into.]

[parfaitsamurai]

No payment? Hey, you might have to sweeten the deal a little there. I mean, we might not find treasure for a while! Surely you can see how it would be bad business, right?

[seadevil]

I do see it, but you have to admit these are extraordinary circumstances. [Usually when he's this low on funds, he just appropriates someone else's but that's when he has, you know, a boat to escape on.] I'll put it to you thus: Would you rather have a small payment now and sail on whatever rundown tub I can afford with what's left or sail on a more seaworthy vessel and be rich in a few month's time?

[parfaitsamurai]

Depends. What kind of jobs will I have to do? I have a pervert up there talking to me about ass jobs and let me tell you, that isn't happening here.

[serving_love]

...Eh, the O*e P*ece?

[parfaitsamurai]

I can also help you find the seven D*agon B*lls if you're into that, though I won't help you with your dragon balls if you're into that.

[serving_love]

What the hell, no, I don't need your help with anything! Just wondering why you've got shitty letters missing everywhere. One Piece, yeah? You know about it?

[parfaitsamurai]

Does no one here know of the power of copyright? Are you all that eager to see Gintama end?

Of course I know about it. What kind of Shonen Jump fan would I be otherwise?

[Voice]

[collagehero]

Happy Birthday!

[parfaitsamurai]

Finally a birthday greeting! Gin-san was beginning to think no one had noticed!

[collagehero]

Here! I drew you a cake!

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[brbvirmire]

Happy birthday. What's with the censorship?

[parfaitsamurai]

I'm trying to avoid the long-reaching arm of copyrights.

[brbvirmire]

People have been saying this could be another universe. I doubt their arm's that long.

voice

[allendsmeat]

[he was lured in by the big friendly red letters to read, even if it took him a bit]

What's onepee? Do you need a bottle, Red Guy? [those helped if you really had to go]

[parfaitsamurai]

First with the ass jobs and now with the pee. Hey, I've already said, the Yorozuya won't take that kind of job.

[small pause while he considers something]

You sound familiar. Have we met?

[allendsmeat]

butt jobs? [he wasn't sure he wants to know about that] You're kind of a weird guy.

[had they met?]

I dunno, have we?

[written]

[booyaka_boom]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!~~ :3

P.S Hello! I can't hire people for our ship cause I'm pretty sure that's the captain's job!

[written]

[parfaitsamurai]

Do you need the captain permission's to do everything? Live a little! Come on.

[written]

[booyaka_boom]

Well...no. But inviting some guy I've never met to be on our crew isn't something I can decide on my own!

*Yup, this girl is too used to military hierarchy*