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[parfaitsamurai]

Are you:
- A pirate in search of a first mate?
- A group of lost teens drifting in the ocean?
- Looking for someone to fix your ship?

Then you need

YOROZUYA GIN-SAN

There is no task small enough! No job menial enough! No payment big enough! Just call me - and future associates - and I will take care of it!

Alternatively, hire me for your ship! I will guide us and help you find the O*e P*ece!

At least, do it because it's my birthday today, come on.

Comments

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[kaihentai]

first date

who would go on a first date with a pair of dead fish eyes

they're not even snake eyes they're not even lucky LOL ha ha i made a joke

[text] -he has no idea who this is

[parfaitsamurai]

Oi, oi, who said anything about dates? I don't perform that kind of services! Unless you're Ketsuno Ana.

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[seadevil]

[He's done talking to this book after someone who shall not be named whose name starts with a "Mitsu" and ends in a "hide" called him a name that he really does not need to have spread around. So it's time to try writing in the book instead.]

Just your luck! I happen to be searching for a worthy crew to sail these strange seas and search for treasure. I can't offer you payment to start, but I can guarantee you your fair cut of whatever we find. Though being part of the crew of the great Sea Devil of the West is payment in itself!

[Oh, Aniki. You have no idea what you're getting yourself into.]

[kaihentai]

rly

i thought you did all sorts of odd jobs ;) LOL

y would ketsuno ana date u isn't sh e mrried?

[parfaitsamurai]

No payment? Hey, you might have to sweeten the deal a little there. I mean, we might not find treasure for a while! Surely you can see how it would be bad business, right?

[parfaitsamurai]

That goes way beyond odd jobs!! Are you thinking of an ass job?? You can do those by yourself!

[parfaitsamurai]

...How do you know she's married?

[kaihentai]

um i don't rly think i can do the ass kind by mself but i'm not rly into that

sorry for all this spam i should never tag on few hours of sleep

[kaihentai]

;)

[seadevil]

I do see it, but you have to admit these are extraordinary circumstances. [Usually when he's this low on funds, he just appropriates someone else's but that's when he has, you know, a boat to escape on.] I'll put it to you thus: Would you rather have a small payment now and sail on whatever rundown tub I can afford with what's left or sail on a more seaworthy vessel and be rich in a few month's time?

[parfaitsamurai]

I don't wanna know what you're into!! Why the hell are we even discussing this?! Don't tell me about your ass!

more like u should ALWAYS tag on little sleep

[parfaitsamurai]

...I-Is this a ghost?

[serving_love]

...Eh, the O*e P*ece?

[parfaitsamurai]

Depends. What kind of jobs will I have to do? I have a pervert up there talking to me about ass jobs and let me tell you, that isn't happening here.

1/2

[kaihentai]

wait where you talking about ass jobs or up the ass jobs

or do they fall into the same category i'm afraid i dnt follow

[parfaitsamurai]

I can also help you find the seven D*agon B*lls if you're into that, though I won't help you with your dragon balls if you're into that.

2/2

[kaihentai]

aren't you rly afraid of those

yes it is ooooh spooky

boo ! LOL

[parfaitsamurai]

How is there a difference?! An ass job is an ass job!! And I'm definitely not getting anywhere near your dirty ass!!!

[serving_love]

What the hell, no, I don't need your help with anything! Just wondering why you've got shitty letters missing everywhere. One Piece, yeah? You know about it?

[kaihentai]

wait do you even know who this is

u called me a ghost

i know i don't have that much screentime, ok? stop rubbing it in

mean ur mean u've always been mean

[parfaitsamurai]

...

I changed my mind. I don't wanna know who this is.

[kaihentai]

that hurts ok

[parfaitsamurai]

Does no one here know of the power of copyright? Are you all that eager to see Gintama end?

Of course I know about it. What kind of Shonen Jump fan would I be otherwise?

[seadevil]

[There's a big blotch on the page marking the spot Motochika's hand rested as his brain broke into tiny pieces and slowly rebuilt itself.]

You said that you can navigate and perform repairs. That should do for now. We can discuss an increase in your cut if you take on more work. It's not generally my habit to hire mercenaries, but a man does what he needs to in situations like this.

And I don't mean anything [there are several words crossed out here because WHAT DO YOU EVEN SAY TO THAT] personal-like by that.

[parfaitsamurai]

Anyone who can talk to freely about ass jobs probably doesn't clean his ass properly, that's what I know.

Everyone complains about screentime on this series. Even those bastards in the Shinsengumi, even though they're hogging the number 2 and 3 spots in terms of rankings, what's up with that?

Wait, are you Kondo? Look, it's alright, even a gorilla like you is loved by the fans, so don't worry that much.