Yep, we're going there.

[om_nom_namur]

[The post is written, but not in a handwriting anyone would have seen before. Usually Namur writes quickly, with a practiced graffiti text. This entry is careful, the letters clear and concise.]

Hotness
Robin         Celestia???
Faye
Selphie
Leanne
Cynthia
Lorelai
Keimi


Kodachi???

Cuteness
Selphie         Celestia???
Keimi
Cynthia
Leanne
Lorelai
Robin
Faye

Kodachi???

Discuss.

Comments

[written]

[thatched]

[this takes some thought but]

Hotness
Robin
Faye
Lorelai

Prettiness
Leanne x 1000
Selphie x 1000
Faye
Cynthia
Marco

Pretty but not my type
Keimi
Celestia
Kodachi??? <--Haven't had the pleasure of making acquaintences

handsome

Namur????
Thatch

[written]

[om_nom_namur]

[This one is in Namur's usual writing style. HOPE YOU CAN READ IT NUMBSKULL LOLOLOL]

lol marco in wit the laydes gud 1 bruh

y u puttin ???? next to me hell yah im the hansumest bich u evur met!!!!

[written]

[thatched]

Well you're not exactly my type. But I suppose to some very blind 'maids you might be passable so long as they don't get a good smell of you.

[written]

[om_nom_namur]

ow burn bro ur brakin my ♥



an i smell just fine tyvm ur the 1 smells lik litirul wale shit

[somewhere on the Sun...]

[booyaka_boom]

*Somewhere on the Sun a rather loud WHOO HOO could be heard. Once she's done punching the air, Selphie starts going about her business with a little dance. There's a song she's made up to go with it too:*

Somebody thinks I'm ho-ot and they think I'm cu-ute! Somebody thinks I'm ho-ot and they think I'm cu-ute!

[action]

[om_nom_namur]

[alskdjflaksj oh good she didn't get pissed about not being at the top of the list PHEW!]

Yer in a good mood for once. 'Sup Sel?

[action]

[booyaka_boom]

Looky look! Look at this!

*Selphie swings round and holds her journal up close to his face*

Someone's made a list of hot girls and I'm on it! I'm really on it! A-and I think it's in order too! I'm not at the bottom, see? I'm after Robin and Faye and they're whoa hot!

*Oh she sounds so happy with herself*

[action]

[om_nom_namur]

[Wow, yes, hi there book in the face. Namur has to stop abruptly and lift his head out of the way or risk accidentally eating the thing. He takes it and studies it carefully, feeling a blush creep up on his cheeks for no damn good reason.]

Huh. Well shit, whoever the hell wrote this thing's got a good eye. Told y' so.

[He passes it back with a shrug, feeling the blush already starting to fade.]

[Written]

[alwaysgrumpy]

Was this supposed to go out? I mean, don't get me wrong, it's nice to see some of us stayin' light-hearted in this situation.

Why do you even bother dividing categories? Most of those names are in both areas.

[Written]

[om_nom_namur]

[Written in the same careful writing that looks absolutely nothing like Namur's usual hand:]

All of the names are in both areas. Cuteness and hotness are different things.

Re: [Written]

[alwaysgrumpy]

I tend to keep the two categories far apart, myself.

[Written]

[om_nom_namur]

[This time, the message comes through in Namur's usual sloppy graffiti writing, written in marker rather than a proper pen.]

Dood so if u like meet a girl thats cute as hell an totuly digs u u wudnt bang her?

Voice;

[song_princess]

What is this, Nam Nam?

Voice;

[om_nom_namur]

The hell makes y' think this come from me, sweetheart?

[And a written portion. It looks nothing at all like the other and is in marker rather than pen.]

This iz how i rite

Voice;

[song_princess]

Because out of everyone here...It would either be you or Thatch.

[And she couldn't help but to giggle at his proof.]

Ah, I must be mistaken then~

Voice;

[om_nom_namur]

Damn right y' are. Think y' better make it up t' me somehow. Whaddy' think?

[Namur thinks it's a damn good thing she can't see him when they're talking over the journals unless she wants to go busting into his room. :T Still, his voice is teasing rather than offended.]

[written?!]

[crankyshark]

[apparently someone's been practicing his writing because this is actually legible]

So, this is what you do in your spare time when you're not whooping jiant croctopi...

[written]

[om_nom_namur]

[Too bad Namur wouldn't realize the work he's put into it. Oh well. He responds in pen, still "anonymous".]

I'm afraid I don't understand what you're referring to.

Re: [written]

[crankyshark]

Com on Namur I know that's you. Who else would make lists like thees?

Don't tell me you forgot about that croctopus you owned.

[written - and attempts to be anon, but it's probs obvious...]

[booyaka_boom]

Totally Hot But Only For Flirting With Cause They Are Basically Uncles and They Are Obviously In Love With Each Other Anyway

Thatch
Marco

Hotness
Akira Namur
Sanji (and there may or may not be a tiny love heart dotting the 'i' on Sanji's name)
Kris?
Zoro

Cuteness
Thash
Kris
Luffy

And I Bet There Are Other Totally Hot and Cute Guys But I Have Never Seen You So I Don't Know Where To Put You

[And so is Selphie's list. But there are lots of scribble and doodles, bits and pieces being scored out several times and written again, so it's clear that this has taken some degree of thought and effort]

[written]

[om_nom_namur]

HELL YAH TOP OF THE HOT LIST 2 IN A ROW BICHES

[And he draws a quick little selfie looking smug and wearing shades.]

[written]

[booyaka_boom]

*There is a drawing of a smiley face, though it's followed up with this*

Although... if you were calling anyone a bitch...you might find yourself being moved down a little...

written;

[seakingbait]

[Keimi is on both lists.

Keimi is on both lists what.

She isn't sure how to respond to this. She may just... start crossing her name off the hotness list.]

written;

[om_nom_namur]

[The original poster sees this and scribbles out the cross outs. But then that only scribbles out her name entirely. So in very clear and concise penmanship they make an arrow pointing at the scribbles and write "Rude" and then write Keimi's name in big, all capital letters next to Leanne's.]

[seakingbait]

[Crap. Busted. She quickly writes again in her usual large, bubbly handwriting:]

I am not hot!