Yep, we're going there.

[om_nom_namur]

[The post is written, but not in a handwriting anyone would have seen before. Usually Namur writes quickly, with a practiced graffiti text. This entry is careful, the letters clear and concise.]

Hotness
Robin         Celestia???
Faye
Selphie
Leanne
Cynthia
Lorelai
Keimi


Kodachi???

Cuteness
Selphie         Celestia???
Keimi
Cynthia
Leanne
Lorelai
Robin
Faye

Kodachi???

Discuss.

Comments

[written]

[thatched]

[this takes some thought but]

Hotness
Robin
Faye
Lorelai

Prettiness
Leanne x 1000
Selphie x 1000
Faye
Cynthia
Marco

Pretty but not my type
Keimi
Celestia
Kodachi??? <--Haven't had the pleasure of making acquaintences

handsome

Namur????
Thatch

[somewhere on the Sun...]

[booyaka_boom]

*Somewhere on the Sun a rather loud WHOO HOO could be heard. Once she's done punching the air, Selphie starts going about her business with a little dance. There's a song she's made up to go with it too:*

Somebody thinks I'm ho-ot and they think I'm cu-ute! Somebody thinks I'm ho-ot and they think I'm cu-ute!

[Written]

[alwaysgrumpy]

Was this supposed to go out? I mean, don't get me wrong, it's nice to see some of us stayin' light-hearted in this situation.

Why do you even bother dividing categories? Most of those names are in both areas.

[Written]

[om_nom_namur]

[Written in the same careful writing that looks absolutely nothing like Namur's usual hand:]

All of the names are in both areas. Cuteness and hotness are different things.

Re: [Written]

[alwaysgrumpy]

I tend to keep the two categories far apart, myself.

[written]

[om_nom_namur]

[This one is in Namur's usual writing style. HOPE YOU CAN READ IT NUMBSKULL LOLOLOL]

lol marco in wit the laydes gud 1 bruh

y u puttin ???? next to me hell yah im the hansumest bich u evur met!!!!

[action]

[om_nom_namur]

[alskdjflaksj oh good she didn't get pissed about not being at the top of the list PHEW!]

Yer in a good mood for once. 'Sup Sel?

[Written]

[om_nom_namur]

[This time, the message comes through in Namur's usual sloppy graffiti writing, written in marker rather than a proper pen.]

Dood so if u like meet a girl thats cute as hell an totuly digs u u wudnt bang her?

[action]

[booyaka_boom]

Looky look! Look at this!

*Selphie swings round and holds her journal up close to his face*

Someone's made a list of hot girls and I'm on it! I'm really on it! A-and I think it's in order too! I'm not at the bottom, see? I'm after Robin and Faye and they're whoa hot!

*Oh she sounds so happy with herself*

Re: [Written]

[alwaysgrumpy]

I don't "bang" anyone. I stay away from that sort of thing entirely, it's nothin' but trouble.

Voice;

[song_princess]

What is this, Nam Nam?

[written?!]

[crankyshark]

[apparently someone's been practicing his writing because this is actually legible]

So, this is what you do in your spare time when you're not whooping jiant croctopi...

[action]

[om_nom_namur]

[Wow, yes, hi there book in the face. Namur has to stop abruptly and lift his head out of the way or risk accidentally eating the thing. He takes it and studies it carefully, feeling a blush creep up on his cheeks for no damn good reason.]

Huh. Well shit, whoever the hell wrote this thing's got a good eye. Told y' so.

[He passes it back with a shrug, feeling the blush already starting to fade.]

[Written]

[om_nom_namur]

Sownds like a helluva story ther. Nok sum1 up didja?

Voice;

[om_nom_namur]

The hell makes y' think this come from me, sweetheart?

[And a written portion. It looks nothing at all like the other and is in marker rather than pen.]

This iz how i rite

[written]

[om_nom_namur]

[Too bad Namur wouldn't realize the work he's put into it. Oh well. He responds in pen, still "anonymous".]

I'm afraid I don't understand what you're referring to.

[action]

[booyaka_boom]

*Then it was Selphie's turn to blush as she takes the journal from him, looking so happily at the entry*

You think so? I mean - this has never happened. I'm never 'hot'. Sometimes pretty or cute, but never hot! I wonder who wrote it... Do you recognise the writing?

*All said in a rush of excitement*

Voice;

[song_princess]

Because out of everyone here...It would either be you or Thatch.

[And she couldn't help but to giggle at his proof.]

Ah, I must be mistaken then~

Re: [written]

[crankyshark]

Com on Namur I know that's you. Who else would make lists like thees?

Don't tell me you forgot about that croctopus you owned.

Re: [Written]

[alwaysgrumpy]

No, I haven't-Why would you even assume that?!

[written]

[thatched]

Well you're not exactly my type. But I suppose to some very blind 'maids you might be passable so long as they don't get a good smell of you.

[written]

[om_nom_namur]

ow burn bro ur brakin my ♥



an i smell just fine tyvm ur the 1 smells lik litirul wale shit

[action]

[om_nom_namur]

[Namur shrugs.]

Know people by their voices an' smells, so hell if I know. Maybe y' oughta write yer own for the dudes.

[Written]

[om_nom_namur]

cuz yu sed its trubble

wat other trubble is there?

[action]

[booyaka_boom]

Yeah... Maybe.

Or maybe I should try and figure it out - and if I find him maybe he'll ask me out on a date! Wouldn't that be so cool?

*Still smiling happily at the list*