[Voice] Shut Up About Swords

[myfayevalentine]

 Let it be known...

*Oh dear. Judging by the drawl of Faye's voice, she's a rather unhappy woman indeed*

..that if a person doesn't use a sword, or even magic, in a fight, that doesn't mean they aren't strong. A person can cause serious damage with a gun. Or a fist. Or a hard roundhouse kick to the face.

*There's a pause as Faye takes a rather frustrated drag of her cigarette, frowning as she breathes out smoke*

Equally, chaos can be caused without violence too. It's amazing what can be done with a pair of pretty eyes and a smooth tongue.

*Double entendre that last one, if you please...*

So. Don't forget the pain that a nice girl with a pair of guns can cause. It might land you in serious trouble.

*Oops. Sounds like Faye overheard two of her crew discussing the strength and power of the members of the Roses. And yet neither of them even thought to mention the woman on board who's a great shot. Hmmph*

Comments

[myfayevalentine]

Okay, okay, numbers, numbers. I'd need to see you to make a decision. You sure don't sound old enough.

...got a girlfriend yet?

[vanitas_veci]

[Scowling]

I don't care about dating. I care about creating chaos.

[myfayevalentine]

You don't have to date anyone. But if you know how to get a girlfriend then you're part way there.

Of course, you have to have the pretty eyes part, too, at least. Do you have pretty eyes?

[vanitas_veci]

I don't know. They're yellow.

[myfayevalentine]

What are you? A sixty year old cat or something?

[vanitas_veci]

I'm a manifestation of darkness given physical form.

[myfayevalentine]

Isn't that sweet?

*Pfft, kids. Some imaginations they have, huh?*

But if your physical form grows up to be adequate... Then you can cause all kinds of trouble.

I've started plenty of chaos among men in my time. I could start a war if I wanted. Easily.

[vanitas_veci]

No. It sucks, I share a heart with an idiot.

[He perks up at that though]

How?

[myfayevalentine]

I can't go into too much detail, because I'm pretty sure you're too young for this, whatever the hell age you are. But... men can be very weak. The strongest of men can turn into idiots thanks to pretty eyes and a smart mouth. Ahem.

I made two men want to kill each other once. Admittedly, that time was by mistake. But men have committed crimes for me, just because I wanted them too. A pretty woman in a pretty dress is sometimes all that is needed to make a war. I'm going to guess you've never heard of Helen of Troy?

[vanitas_veci]

No.

[myfayevalentine]

Well, she was a woman that was so gorgeous that a huge war started that slaughtered thousands and thousands of men. Gods were involved and stuff as well apparently, but whatever. Mostly, it was because she was beautiful.

[vanitas_veci]

Okay... but I'm male. How can I get men to do this these things?

[myfayevalentine]

Depends on what kind of men you want to victimise...

But you'd have to find the women in power, or else sleep with the wives of the men in power. That works too.

[vanitas_veci]

... Sleep? What, like... oh.

[Xehanort might not have been the best adult figure, but he did educate Vanitas, and he might be blushing a bit, but mostly he's scowling.]

I don't care about stuff like that.

So just be pretty and make them think they have a chance with you. That's all you're saying.

{He's not sure he could do that.]

[myfayevalentine]

*Phew. Well at least she didn't have to explain the birds and the bees to him. That could have been pretty grim*

Sure, you don't know, cause you're a kid. Give it a few years and it'll be all you think about...

But yes. That's what I'm saying. Though it only works if the person also happens to be devastatingly gorgeous. I mean, on a scale of 1-10, how hot do you think you'll be by the time you're say...21?

[vanitas_veci]

I don't know... You know Roxas? I look like him sorta. Different hair cut, different hair color, and I'm paler and more muscular.

[myfayevalentine]

Then you're way too much of a child for me to make any kind of comment.

*She is a decent woman, after all*

[vanitas_veci]

What, you can't make a prediction based on that? I'm older than he is.

[Honestly doesn't get it]

[myfayevalentine]

Like I said, I'd have to see you to decide for myself.

Just as you'd have to see me to understand how gorgeous I am.

[vanitas_veci]

Fine. You going to Shiki's summit? I'll be there.

[myfayevalentine]

*Faye chuckled quietly at his ready acceptance*

I should be there too. Though don't be disappointed that I'll already have a date.

*Aww, Faye, teasing the poor child*

[vanitas_veci]

Tch. Like I'd want to date you.

[myfayevalentine]

Sure, kid. Too busy with your games to play.

*Because Faye can't understand why anyone wouldn't want to date her, unless they were just too young to understand these things in general*

But no harsh feelings.