[Voice] Shut Up About Swords

[myfayevalentine]

 Let it be known...

*Oh dear. Judging by the drawl of Faye's voice, she's a rather unhappy woman indeed*

..that if a person doesn't use a sword, or even magic, in a fight, that doesn't mean they aren't strong. A person can cause serious damage with a gun. Or a fist. Or a hard roundhouse kick to the face.

*There's a pause as Faye takes a rather frustrated drag of her cigarette, frowning as she breathes out smoke*

Equally, chaos can be caused without violence too. It's amazing what can be done with a pair of pretty eyes and a smooth tongue.

*Double entendre that last one, if you please...*

So. Don't forget the pain that a nice girl with a pair of guns can cause. It might land you in serious trouble.

*Oops. Sounds like Faye overheard two of her crew discussing the strength and power of the members of the Roses. And yet neither of them even thought to mention the woman on board who's a great shot. Hmmph*

Comments

[vanitas_veci]

Okay... but I'm male. How can I get men to do this these things?

[myfayevalentine]

Depends on what kind of men you want to victimise...

But you'd have to find the women in power, or else sleep with the wives of the men in power. That works too.

[vanitas_veci]

... Sleep? What, like... oh.

[Xehanort might not have been the best adult figure, but he did educate Vanitas, and he might be blushing a bit, but mostly he's scowling.]

I don't care about stuff like that.

So just be pretty and make them think they have a chance with you. That's all you're saying.

{He's not sure he could do that.]

[myfayevalentine]

*Phew. Well at least she didn't have to explain the birds and the bees to him. That could have been pretty grim*

Sure, you don't know, cause you're a kid. Give it a few years and it'll be all you think about...

But yes. That's what I'm saying. Though it only works if the person also happens to be devastatingly gorgeous. I mean, on a scale of 1-10, how hot do you think you'll be by the time you're say...21?

[vanitas_veci]

I don't know... You know Roxas? I look like him sorta. Different hair cut, different hair color, and I'm paler and more muscular.

[myfayevalentine]

Then you're way too much of a child for me to make any kind of comment.

*She is a decent woman, after all*

[vanitas_veci]

What, you can't make a prediction based on that? I'm older than he is.

[Honestly doesn't get it]

[myfayevalentine]

Like I said, I'd have to see you to decide for myself.

Just as you'd have to see me to understand how gorgeous I am.

[vanitas_veci]

Fine. You going to Shiki's summit? I'll be there.

[myfayevalentine]

*Faye chuckled quietly at his ready acceptance*

I should be there too. Though don't be disappointed that I'll already have a date.

*Aww, Faye, teasing the poor child*

[vanitas_veci]

Tch. Like I'd want to date you.

[myfayevalentine]

Sure, kid. Too busy with your games to play.

*Because Faye can't understand why anyone wouldn't want to date her, unless they were just too young to understand these things in general*

But no harsh feelings.