myfayevalentine: (Fed Up)
Faye Valentine ([personal profile] myfayevalentine) wrote in [community profile] piratejournal2015-04-14 08:18 pm

[Voice] Shut Up About Swords

 Let it be known...

*Oh dear. Judging by the drawl of Faye's voice, she's a rather unhappy woman indeed*

..that if a person doesn't use a sword, or even magic, in a fight, that doesn't mean they aren't strong. A person can cause serious damage with a gun. Or a fist. Or a hard roundhouse kick to the face.

*There's a pause as Faye takes a rather frustrated drag of her cigarette, frowning as she breathes out smoke*

Equally, chaos can be caused without violence too. It's amazing what can be done with a pair of pretty eyes and a smooth tongue.

*Double entendre that last one, if you please...*

So. Don't forget the pain that a nice girl with a pair of guns can cause. It might land you in serious trouble.

*Oops. Sounds like Faye overheard two of her crew discussing the strength and power of the members of the Roses. And yet neither of them even thought to mention the woman on board who's a great shot. Hmmph*
crankyshark: (Surprised)

[personal profile] crankyshark 2015-04-15 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[he blinked a little bit] not loaded? Oh....[hed thought for a moment maybe some curse had gotten to her and she'd really shoot him. But clearly she was just mad] geeze Faye, you almost gave me a heart attack! That's not funny.,,now will ya please tell me what you're mad about? I know you can kill people. I've seen ya do it!
crankyshark: (Sad looking down)

[personal profile] crankyshark 2015-04-15 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
What? What are you even....[he didn't know what she was talking about at first bit then it hit him. The only time he'd talked about the strength of his crew recently was talking to that new guy on the journal. Surely he'd mentioned her? Hm....nope, maybe he hadn't. Now that he thought about it, he hadn't even thought about her guns]

...oh. Okay, I know what you're taking about now...[he scratched the back of his head, looking down a bit] sorry 'bout that...I'm not sure why I didn't think about your guns when I said that stuff. That was dumb....
crankyshark: (Sad looking down)

[personal profile] crankyshark 2015-04-15 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[he have a regretful frown, wanting to go sit next to her but thinking maybe she didn't want him near her right now]

I didn't mean it, Faye...crap, that was really stupid. How could I forget? I mean you've saved my life a bunch and yeah, messed up our crew's enemies, too. [he was really sort of stumped. How could he be dumb enough to forget about her]

I mean I was going over a list of...weapons I guess, in my head...[he gave a small sigh] I dunno, maybe I still don't give guns enough credit. I still kinda think of them as the weapons of someone without much strength....which is totally wrong of course! But maybe that's why I forgot...it's definitely not because I think you don't contribute strength to the crew or whatever. Cuz you definitely contribute a ton. Heck, during that last battle, we sunk a ship entirely because of your skill with canons...
crankyshark: (Sad looking down)

[personal profile] crankyshark 2015-04-15 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I do know it. You're totally tough and resourceful... And frickin' brave too. [was it because she was so special to him that he'd forgotten her? No that didn't make much sense...he thought of her as so nice that he forgot she was a fighter too? That didn't make sense either. He just heaved a big sigh]

I've got no good excuse. Real and maybe but not excusing ones. You're right, I'm an idiot.... [why did he have to keep screwing up and making her feel bad? He was supposed to be trying to be extra nice to her after all those fights. Well freakin' done]

I wanna make it up to you...please let me find some way to apologize. That wasn't just stupid it was...thoughtless, insensitive, and dang retarded. I'd be dead ten times over without you, and every fight this crew has had would have gone worse without your amazing support
crankyshark: thash smirk (thash smirk)

[personal profile] crankyshark 2015-04-15 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[he ducked his head a little but the pillow still smacked him in the shoulder with a nice loud WHAP sound. He looked at her apprehensively but was relieved to hear her saying she'd let him make it up]

Alright. I'll work hard, heh...any um...requests? [he could think of plenty of things he could do for her...give her a massage, cook her a nice meal, or there were plenty more...intimate options. But he figured first he should see if she had anything in mind]

You can just consider yourself my boss for now. How's that sound?
crankyshark: aprofile of Thash, slight frown (profile)

[personal profile] crankyshark 2015-04-15 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[he inwardly laughed at this situation thinking she seemed a little like a princess wanting he pampering. But he was more than happy to oblige, eager to make her happy and comfortable so she could forget the pain he'd inadvertently caused her]

Don't worry I'll come up with stuff...but alright, I'll be right back.

[hed go the galley, though when he got there he realized he didn't really know how to make a good cocktail. Well...it was just juice and alcohol right? How hard could it be? So he made a drink of half cranberry juice and half vodka and tasted it. And almost spat it out. So he made another one with more juice and less vodka. That tasted much better though still not exactly like what he'd had at bars]

[he brought it back to her and started getting out some massage oil, watching her for when she tasted it to see if it was okay]
crankyshark: (Sad looking down)

[personal profile] crankyshark 2015-04-15 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[he knew why she was still giving him the cold shoulder and he couldn't really complain since he felt he deserved it. He was just glad the drink had been good enough and she wasn't yelling or pointing her guns at him anymore]

[hed remove anything she might be wearing on her feet, rub some massage oil between his hands, and get to work. It wasn't really an area he'd had much experience massaging though so he might mess it up at first - unless she liked her feet rubbed the same way as her shoulders anyway]
crankyshark: (Sad looking down)

[personal profile] crankyshark 2015-04-15 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Um, sorry....guess not. Well I mean they're not that different from mine in structure. But I've only had mine rubbed once so I don't remember that much about how it was done...[he frowned a bit] guess I need to be more gentle huh?

[if she let him he'd or his hands back on her feet and try again with less pressure]
crankyshark: Thash glaring slightly (Default)

[personal profile] crankyshark 2015-04-16 12:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[he gave her a flat look] we went to that enospa place in Aquatica Paradise and got full body massages remember? I know we both remember what happened after the massages...

[he tried again, being more gentle and trying to rub more along with the muscle structure of the foot to see if that would feel better]
crankyshark: (Glance away + blush)

[personal profile] crankyshark 2015-04-16 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[he glanced at her then kept rubbing at her feet] really? Was it that memorable for you?
crankyshark: (Glance away + blush)

[personal profile] crankyshark 2015-04-16 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Well of course it was....extremely memorable, but....well it was my first time. And it was amazing for me....[he was blushing pretty badly by now but managed to keep working on her feet, keeping his eyes on them]

It certainly seemed like you enjoyed it but I don't know how good or memorable it could have been since I was so inexperienced and you'd done it before and stuff...
crankyshark: thash toothy grin (thash toothy grin)

[personal profile] crankyshark 2015-04-16 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[the slightly apprehensive look on his face gave way to a big smile] it was...? Good. I'm really glad to hear that.

[cuz honestly he'd be a little hurt if it hadn't been amazing for her, at least emotionally]

Was it...the first time you'd slept with a guy that you knew loved you?

[he had to wonder if the man that had tricked her before her long sleep had done anything like that]
crankyshark: (Glance away + blush)

[personal profile] crankyshark 2015-04-16 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[he scooted up onto the bed, sitting close enough to run a hand softly over her calf] just know that...even though I do stupid, forgetful crap to hurt you sometimes, I do truly love you. It wasn't just great because it was the first time, it was great because it was you....because of how I feel about you.

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