voice

[meatthefuture]

[please prepare for a special announcement]

Centaurs can poop!

[this has been a special announcement]

Comments

[Voice]

[om_nom_namur]

Dumbass.

[Voice]

[meatthefuture]

But you pooped right?

[Voice]

[om_nom_namur]

Everyone shits, Algaebrain. Got differnt ways a doin' it sometimes but y' can't live an' not shit somehow. Even I ain't that dumb. Lord a the Sea.

[Voice]

[meatthefuture]

Do Fishmen have chainpoops? [he knew that goldfish did sometimes] And what about mermaids?

[Voice]

[om_nom_namur]

[Sort of aside.]

Gonna need a hell of a lot more liquor if I'mma deal with this shit.

[And it sounds like he left the journal open but left the room.

For several minutes.

How's your patience Luffy?]

[Voice]

[meatthefuture]

[okay! but he's gonna take a nap while you're gone]

[Voice]

[fierybluebird]

Ghosts don't.

[.... He's just saying.]

[Oh his fucking god.]

[How is he getting roped into a D's pace?]

[Save him brother!]

[Voice]

[om_nom_namur]

Ghosts ain't livin', Feathershit. Duh.

[Voice]

[fierybluebird]

Plants don't either. And they're alive.

[AHA. CHECKMATE.]

[thetruehistorian]

We've been here nearly a month and you've just now come to this conclusion?

[meatthefuture]

No I knew! But Robin, Robin did you know that some people can't fart? And I thought that it was important to know because it's kind of cool! They have very long stomachs.

[thetruehistorian]

Oh? And where did you learn this fascinating biological fact?

[meatthefuture]

Uh the girl who doesn't fart. But I'm pretty sure she's not going to explode so we don't gotta worry about it.

You know what, Robin? She's half dragon and doesn't breathe fire or anything anywhere.

[all the disappointment]

[thetruehistorian]

[Riiiight. The girl that doesn't fart. Robin giggles behind her fingers.]

How disappointing. But perhaps it's for the better. After all, if she breathed fire out of her mouth she wouldn't be able to talk or taste her food because the insides would have painful third degree burns, don't you think?

video;

[seakingbait]

I-is it really necessary to broadcast that to the world, Luffy-chin?

voice

[meatthefuture]

Yep! It's important! Namur told me about whale poop, too! Do you know it's pink?

[seakingbait]

I guess so? I never really thought about it.

[She tries not to pay attention to other creatures when they're trying to poop. Seriously dude, private time.]

[meatthefuture]

I think it's pretty cool. Lots of creatures have different poops. Like owls are pretty dry and they have bones and stuff in 'em. And I think worm poops helps stuff grow.

[isn't nature great?]

[song_princess]

I would be more worried if they didn't poop.

[meatthefuture]

Yeah it would be pretty bad if they didn't! But plants don't poop and they're okay. [at least that's what Marco said]

[fierybluebird]

Thank you for that, Straw Hat.

[It reminds him of Ace's stupid stories. And even just Ace's general stupidity. It would be the kind of useless information or segue that Ace would have an actually funny reply to, and so Marco does mean it.]

[Funny reply though....]

Did you know that you make your poop rainbow colored, even as part horse, if you eat some wax? Because your body won't digest it. Just poop it back out.

[Not funny necessarily, but hopefully amusing.]

[thetruehistorian]

[Marco...]

[Sigh.]

[Might as well.]

Certain chemicals will also give color to fecal matter. A few of them won't actually kill you.

[fierybluebird]

Hey... crayons are nontoxic!

Lots of people started eating wax so they made sure of it. That and because it's for kids who put everything in their mouths generally.

Beeswax is nontoxic too. But on the downside: bees.

[Marco is prejudiced against bees. Don't ask.]

[meatthefuture]

I wanna do it! [it sounds so cool!]

[fierybluebird]

Eat wax?

[He never thought he'd HOPE that's what someone meant.]