voice

[meatthefuture]

[please prepare for a special announcement]

Centaurs can poop!

[this has been a special announcement]

Comments

[Voice]

[om_nom_namur]

Dumbass.

[thetruehistorian]

We've been here nearly a month and you've just now come to this conclusion?

[Voice]

[meatthefuture]

But you pooped right?

[meatthefuture]

No I knew! But Robin, Robin did you know that some people can't fart? And I thought that it was important to know because it's kind of cool! They have very long stomachs.

[Voice]

[om_nom_namur]

Everyone shits, Algaebrain. Got differnt ways a doin' it sometimes but y' can't live an' not shit somehow. Even I ain't that dumb. Lord a the Sea.

[thetruehistorian]

Oh? And where did you learn this fascinating biological fact?

[Voice]

[meatthefuture]

Do Fishmen have chainpoops? [he knew that goldfish did sometimes] And what about mermaids?

[meatthefuture]

Uh the girl who doesn't fart. But I'm pretty sure she's not going to explode so we don't gotta worry about it.

You know what, Robin? She's half dragon and doesn't breathe fire or anything anywhere.

[all the disappointment]

[Voice]

[om_nom_namur]

[Sort of aside.]

Gonna need a hell of a lot more liquor if I'mma deal with this shit.

[And it sounds like he left the journal open but left the room.

For several minutes.

How's your patience Luffy?]

[Voice]

[meatthefuture]

[okay! but he's gonna take a nap while you're gone]

[thetruehistorian]

[Riiiight. The girl that doesn't fart. Robin giggles behind her fingers.]

How disappointing. But perhaps it's for the better. After all, if she breathed fire out of her mouth she wouldn't be able to talk or taste her food because the insides would have painful third degree burns, don't you think?

[meatthefuture]

Hehh you think so? Then how come dragons can do it? They still eat right?

[thetruehistorian]

They've adapted to be able to. Humans, however, have not. Even if they sport dragon halves while here on the island.

[meatthefuture]

That's lame. [thinks] I could probably do it though. [he wonders if he wants to try. It'd be complicated and he's not sure he could use it in a fight unless he licked someone]

I don't think I wanna taste anyone...

[thetruehistorian]

[Luffy what does breathing fire have to do with tasting people?]

You wouldn't be able to taste anything anyway, between the damage done to your mouth and the smell of burning rubber. How about you leave the fire breathing to your brother, alright?

[meatthefuture]

....

Ah, yeah...

[and he's just going to sit on the figurehead a little while]

[thetruehistorian]

[That... was not her intention with that comment. But, well. Her intention was to distract from the concept of learning how to breathe fire so, perhaps it was, in a way?

When Robin can't seem to find Luffy anywhere on the island she puts herself through the strangely painless transformation from centaur to human, grateful her winter coat is long enough to cover areas that don't require covering while in centaur form. The figurehead is one of the first places she looks for him on the ship, and a few minutes later she sits on the railing at the prow.]

That was a careless comment. I'm sorry, Luffy.

[meatthefuture]

It's okay...

[he rests his chin on his knees and stares out to sea]

Sometimes I forget that he's not here anymore. Every time I see Marco I wanna see Ace, too.

[Voice]

[om_nom_namur]

Answer's yes, Meathead. Depends on what parts they got an' how they're made but yeah, some folk shit like fish. Chainpoops an' everythin'. Sometimes 's more like a whale, they jus' book it out t' the ocean an' swim 'round for awhile trailin' pink shit after 'em. Word t' the wise: watch out for that cuz y' really don't wanna swim through it on accident. Tastes like hell an' gets stuck in yer gills so everythin' else tastes like literal shit the rest a the day. Yech.

[Voice]

[meatthefuture]

hahaha book! shishishishi that's awesome! I wanna see pink whale poop! [since he's not likely to swim in it anyway. More drown and that's just another problem]

What kind do you book?

[thetruehistorian]

I could send him away. But I think you know that only avoids the issue, rather than confronting it.

[If anyone wonders where her loyalties lie, there they are.]

[Voice]

[om_nom_namur]

...........

Ain't y' ever heard a someone bookin' it? Means hurryin'. Ain't got nothin' t' do with shittin' specifically. Like if I tell someone t' weigh anchor they damn well better be bookin' it or I'mma throw 'em int' next year for takin' their damn sweet time. Catch me?

[Voice]

[meatthefuture]

Oh I thought it was a poop sound. [he kind of likes it better that way] But I guess Robin wouldn't be too happy if I told her that! shishishi

[Voice]

[om_nom_namur]

Whole lotta shit 'maids ain't too happy hearin' 'bout when y' get down t' it.

[meatthefuture]

No I don't want him to. [it hurts but so does Marco] I like him and he helped me out a lot, na.

[he smiles a little]

Do you like him around?