[Text] Blue Sky Labs- Now Open for Business!

[blowfishabq]

Explosives

Currently available:
powder/crystal explosive- 5 grams will explode an item the size and consistency of a human head. explodes from force of impact. Price: 275 doubloons per 100 grams

Made on demand:

In development:
liquid explosive- will explode/catch fire on impact

Poisons

Currently available:

Made on demand:
ricin- kills in 3-5 days. odorless and tasteless. Dosage is 1 milligram to 1 kilogram. Price: 100 doubloons for 5 grams
antidotes- for cyanide, mercury, and sarin. Price: 150 doubloons per antidote

In development

Ordering Information

Contact me on the journal through this entry or any other ones I might post. I'm the business guy. All products have a base price, but I'm willing to negotiate to substitute items for some of the price or make other deals if I feel like it.



Private to L-Elf

As our first customer, your prices won't change, and you'll get an exclusive discount on anything else you wanna order.

Comments

[anelegantmyth]

Come now, Jesse. I don't think you're a loser at all, and you must be one fine chemist if you're able to make explosives out of the stuff you can find in this world.

[blowfishabq]

Ehhh... I'm alright, I guess. I'm more the assistant than anything else, y'know? I'm not allowed to do all the fancy stuff, just the grunt work.

And thanks. It's always nice to hear that someone thinks I'm worth something!

[anelegantmyth]

Jesse...of course you're worth something. Don't let anyone think you're not. So what exactly do you do? What is this "grunt work"?

[blowfishabq]

...Thanks. I dunno if you'd still say that if you knew me better, but still, thanks.

It's hard to explain unless you know the process, really, but I do all the stuff that you don't need like, decades of experience for. I put stuff in beakers and mix it- unless mixing it might make it explode, then I just put the stuff there and wait until the next step. Like, if you were making a house, I would be the guy who cut the planks down to mostly the right size, and he would be the guy who made sure they were put together on the right angle. Then I'd sand em and paint em.