[Text] Blue Sky Labs- Now Open for Business!

[blowfishabq]

Explosives

Currently available:
powder/crystal explosive- 5 grams will explode an item the size and consistency of a human head. explodes from force of impact. Price: 275 doubloons per 100 grams

Made on demand:

In development:
liquid explosive- will explode/catch fire on impact

Poisons

Currently available:

Made on demand:
ricin- kills in 3-5 days. odorless and tasteless. Dosage is 1 milligram to 1 kilogram. Price: 100 doubloons for 5 grams
antidotes- for cyanide, mercury, and sarin. Price: 150 doubloons per antidote

In development

Ordering Information

Contact me on the journal through this entry or any other ones I might post. I'm the business guy. All products have a base price, but I'm willing to negotiate to substitute items for some of the price or make other deals if I feel like it.



Private to L-Elf

As our first customer, your prices won't change, and you'll get an exclusive discount on anything else you wanna order.

Comments

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[cherrybombpie]

Those explosives sound interesting, I must say.

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[blowfishabq]

Oh yeah? Anything more you'd like to know, miss?

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[cherrybombpie]

I think I'd want a demonstration before I buy some. What do you say, Mr . . . ?

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[blowfishabq]

Jesse. And what kind of demonstration are we talking, Miss...?

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[cherrybombpie]

Kodachi, the Black Rose.

I want to see what this powder of yours can do. Perhaps we can meet sometime so that I can see for myself.

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[blowfishabq]

Well, that's a pretty name. Bet you're pretty enough to match it.

A demonstration's a great idea. I'll put something together for you and anyone else that's interested and let you know.

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[breakfastmetaphors]

I appreciate it. I'll place another order as soon as I have the money. It may not be for another month if the arrangements I'm trying to make are successful.

Written; Private

[blowfishabq]

No prob, man. Just hit me up.

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[facelesshunter]

A little pricey. Any discounts for bulk purchases?

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[blowfishabq]

Sure, that can be negotiated. The prices quoted are pretty bulk though- unless you're lookin' on going into full-scale war. Not that it's my business or anything.

[facelesshunter]

Think of it this way: Once you blow someone up, you're probably gonna need to do it again. And other people are gonna want to do it to you. You'll make a big profit if you make it easier for people to start assassinating.

[blowfishabq]

Hey, like I said. I'm more than willing to talk discounts if you're willing to pony up the cash for a big investment.

[facelesshunter]

[She's realizing she won't be able to haggle him down. Ah well.]

Fine. Gimme thirty grams of the explosive and we'll see if it's worth it.

[blowfishabq]

That's eighty-two doubloons. Even rounded down for ya. Anywhere in particular you wanna meet to make the transaction?

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[anelegantmyth]

[ HOW DO YOU EVEN!?

Right, she doesn't know what to say now. He did not look like the type to sell these kinds of things AT. ALL. Talk about mind blowing. ]

Hey you.

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[blowfishabq]

Well hey! How you been?

[anelegantmyth]

I've been well. Took a vacation from my crew recently. But I'm curious, when did you get into the business of explosives and poisons? Because I had no idea you were into that kind of stuff when I first met you. It's kind of...oh I don't know, surprising.

[blowfishabq]

Well, me and my partner are chemists. Gotta pay the bills somehow. And what else are we gonna sell to pirates?

...Is it really that surprising? Usually people tell me I come off like a junkie loser, so I'm kinda surprised you're surprised.

[anelegantmyth]

Come now, Jesse. I don't think you're a loser at all, and you must be one fine chemist if you're able to make explosives out of the stuff you can find in this world.

[blowfishabq]

Ehhh... I'm alright, I guess. I'm more the assistant than anything else, y'know? I'm not allowed to do all the fancy stuff, just the grunt work.

And thanks. It's always nice to hear that someone thinks I'm worth something!

[anelegantmyth]

Jesse...of course you're worth something. Don't let anyone think you're not. So what exactly do you do? What is this "grunt work"?

[blowfishabq]

...Thanks. I dunno if you'd still say that if you knew me better, but still, thanks.

It's hard to explain unless you know the process, really, but I do all the stuff that you don't need like, decades of experience for. I put stuff in beakers and mix it- unless mixing it might make it explode, then I just put the stuff there and wait until the next step. Like, if you were making a house, I would be the guy who cut the planks down to mostly the right size, and he would be the guy who made sure they were put together on the right angle. Then I'd sand em and paint em.