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Miss Margaret ([personal profile] backwaters) wrote in [community profile] piratejournal2014-10-22 11:27 pm

Delivery Service! Items on Sale!

It's that time of the year again, dear patrons, so I've taken it upon myself to procure some goods for you lot that might ease your way a bit. Rush delivery is available at no extra cost, so don't hesitate to spend as freely as you'd like. It's your safety on the line after, all! I've been devoting a great deal of time and effort to buying up the best charms, amulets, books of black magic, histories of ghosts and ghoulies, and tinfoil hats from here to Cahawba. Don't say Margie never does anything for you!

October Deals

This month: Buy one get one free on all warding charms and amulets! We can't guarantee their efficacy, but we can guarantee you as many as you'd like!



As always, dear patrons, all transactions are private. However, if you'd like to send supplies to another ship in a pinch, gift receipt options are available upon request! Also, don't forget our main store on Isla Empieza! You lot haven't been darkening my doorstep much of late and I'm starting to feel a bit lonely.

[This post will be open from the 23rd through the 29th]
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[personal profile] cherrybombpie 2014-10-25 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm - I'll be certain to ask my captain. He seems to have a talent for mechanical things.
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[personal profile] cherrybombpie 2014-10-27 01:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you. In the meantime, I'll be certain to ask him.

By the way, do you know where one can avail of proper Shinto services?
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[personal profile] cherrybombpie 2014-10-28 12:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Indeed, it is. I would like to inquire if it's possible to have our ship cleansed and warded from further spiritual attacks.
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[personal profile] cherrybombpie 2014-10-31 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
I'm certain Mr. Ragna's already bought a hundred or so.

[A laugh.]

But you said you can't guarantee that they'll work . . . well, like a charm.
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[personal profile] cherrybombpie 2014-11-02 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
If you knew how stingy he is with his money, you'd know that that might as well be hundreds to him.

I hope, for his sake, that they work.