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piratejournal2014-10-09 01:28 am
by_heart) wrote in piratejournal2014-10-09 01:28 am
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[Voice]
Okay, clearing something up for a friend of mine who insists he's not scared of the ocean.
List of Scary Things About The Ocean:
1. Giant spider crabs
2. Giant spider crabs
3. Drowning
4. Smaller spider crabs, I don't know. Now someone else list things.
[Yes, he did just make a list out loud instead of writing it down. Don't ask. He likes the sound of his own voice.]
List of Scary Things About The Ocean:
1. Giant spider crabs
2. Giant spider crabs
3. Drowning
4. Smaller spider crabs, I don't know. Now someone else list things.
[Yes, he did just make a list out loud instead of writing it down. Don't ask. He likes the sound of his own voice.]
[voice]
[His poor analogy. Goodbye, analogy. You were a good idea while you lasted.]
Right. Okay. Fine.
[voice]
You'll see! There are scary things down there, but there are good too.