under_the_wire: (pic#8363821)
Ja'far ([personal profile] under_the_wire) wrote in [community profile] piratejournal2014-10-01 05:00 pm

[Written]

[The handwriting looks like that of a small child, which is kind of embarrassing because he's eleven now and you'd think he was four or five from the way he writes.]

Is ther any way to lurn how to rite better? Vise sas hell teech me but Vise is stoopid an ideeat a fukking moron not a teecher. I need to lurn math to. It is very importent. I dont hav a teecher heer and if I dont study Ill get stoopid like Vise beehind.
cherrybombpie: (trying to own it)

written;

[personal profile] cherrybombpie 2014-10-01 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[Her intricate writing fills the page.]

You still owe me an apology.

[She still won't let that go.]

I'll teach you so that you won't be stupid, but you must apologize first.
cherrybombpie: (suddenly it's like a battlefield)

written;

[personal profile] cherrybombpie 2014-10-01 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Good.

[At least she got what she wanted.]

Start with journal entries describing your day, no matter how boring, and then I'll correct your spelling until you memorize the things you need to know.
cherrybombpie: (i don't know)

written;

[personal profile] cherrybombpie 2014-10-01 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
You could read the entire dictionary and memorize it.
cherrybombpie: (both hands tied behind my back)

written;

[personal profile] cherrybombpie 2014-10-01 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
A book with all of the words in it.

If you can't do that, then stop complaining and just do what I said!
cherrybombpie: (tear us down)

written;

[personal profile] cherrybombpie 2014-10-01 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
So stop being impatient and do the journal entries.
cherrybombpie: (baby don't be nervous)

written;

[personal profile] cherrybombpie 2014-10-02 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I'm certainly not obliged to help you, and I'm not even asking for a fee.

It's your choice if you want to remain as awful as you are now.
cherrybombpie: (if i have to)

written;

[personal profile] cherrybombpie 2014-10-02 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Just write your first journal entry and I'll read it tonight. Make it worth it!
cherrybombpie: (it's time to go)

written;

[personal profile] cherrybombpie 2014-10-03 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[This comes back to him:]

Deer Dear journal:

The crazy old hag BEAUTIFUL AND BENEVOLENT YOUNG LADY is making me write journal entrees entries every day so I am writing a journal entry. I asked the peeple people on the journal how to write better and everyone told me the same thing so they arent helpfull aren't helpful at all. I want to go home. The End.

Notes:
A deer is an animal. Unless the journal is an animal, you should be putting "dear" instead.

If they're going to be this short, write at least two a day, or one that's twice as long.
cherrybombpie: (that's a fact)

voice because she can no longer resist

[personal profile] cherrybombpie 2014-10-03 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
THAT'S IT! GO AND BE STUPID FOR ALL I CARE! IF THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR HELPING YOU, THEN NEVER MIND!
cherrybombpie: (she doesn't give a damn about me)

they are so v mature

[personal profile] cherrybombpie 2014-10-03 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I'M NOT THE ONE ASKING FOR FAVORS AND ASKING TO BE TAUGHT HOW TO SPELL!
cherrybombpie: (trying to own it)

kodachi is 16 so I guess she's entitled to being a drama queen...

[personal profile] cherrybombpie 2014-10-03 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm trying to help you and all you're doing is insulting me! Is that how you treat people who want to help you?
cherrybombpie: (i don't know)

[personal profile] cherrybombpie 2014-10-03 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Then go find the people you want to be nice to and I won't bother helping you anymore if this is all I'm going to get!

[beautiful /wipes tear]