[Written]

[dersite_dj]

[Written in surprisingly good script. Dave's intentionally leaving everything lower-case and avoiding punctuation like the devil just to amuse himself.]

to start on a serious note
im lookin for two dog monsters and a dog girl presumed dead
reward of millions of boonbucks because money is no issue
not that any of you really have a need for it
or even know what it is
forget it
i just know im either on the set of the highest budget shitty pirate movie
or ive been knocked into yet another dream bubble
rarin for me to get hosed like its the first day of summer by some chump with a handheld cam and a baseball cap flipped turnways like its a runaway corpse of a show
anyway

lets do this shitty magic notebook
time to make me laugh

Comments

[Voice]

[fierybluebird]

Are you from the same world as Madoka? [Because obviously everyone from the same world would know each other okay.]

I only know of one dog monster, but I'm not sure why you're looking for them.

[voice]

[dersite_dj]

[This he can do. Voice allows a little freedom.]

Dunno who that is.

So, what's your dog monster look like?

Walks like a human? Got one arm? Glows green?

[voice]

[fierybluebird]

Madoka's a sweet girl who's very smart even if she doesn't know much about piracy. Her world has movies. And cars.

Nah, none of that. I'm not sure how he looks, but Scurvey Dog has a cold.

[voice]

[dersite_dj]

Movies and cars. Yeah, sounds like mine, I guess. Though, I wouldn't really identify it just by those two things. We also have Kanye West, sad to say.

Whatever. If nobody sees them, that might be for the best. I guess I need to give a shit about finding a crew, though.

[voice]

[fierybluebird]

What's Kanye West?

Aye, finding a crew would probably be for the best if you intend to survive, eh.

[voice]

[dersite_dj]

Eh. Surviving isn't my biggest worry right now.

And, Kanye West is a name we use to describe a Prime Time douche.