[written] SBaHJ: Pirated

[hollywood_bro]

[Dave is feeling much better now that his captain has returned and he has his own body back, better than he has in a long time. In fact, he's feeling so good that he's about to do something incredibly stupid.]

ok so back when i first got here
which was in the winter or some shit
someone said i needed more colors to illustrate the full depth of my artistic vision
and i totally agreed with her
so now
coming to you for the first time ever
in FULL COLOR MOTHERFUCKERS
or like
as many colors as i could mix with the basic primary inks
which is kind of a lot
i present the pirated version of sbahj



ok i know it's not much
but i got excited about making different colors of ink
and forgot what i was gonna write
next time the comic will be longer i promise

Comments

[written]

[hollywood_bro]

sure
but not everyone has the money for brothels
animals are free
unless you're like
going to an animal brothel or something
do those even exist?

[written]

[booyaka_boom]

That is true... But I'd rather save up for a brothel or whatever than have sex with a cat. Or any animal.

It's probably better to die a virgin. I think.

Animal brothels sound gross. Unless it's for cats having sex with other cats or something.

[written]

[hollywood_bro]

yeah same here
but where i'm from brothels aren't legal in most places
i think they're only legal in vegas
anywhere else you have to find a prostitute
pay a lot of money
and risk getting arrested
or you could just fuck a duck
it's free and no one cares
worst case scenario you get caught and pay a fine
but if you get caught paying another human for sex you will go to jail

[written]

[booyaka_boom]

!!!

That makes no sense!!!

Still, as a woman... I'd much rather that someone wanted to have sex with me because they really liked me and thought I was hot, rather than feeling like they wanted to give me money for it.

And...
...would a man's parts even fit inside a duck?

*There's a pause before she adds:*

This conversation is getting kind of gross actually...

[written]

[hollywood_bro]

laws never make sense
they're just there to piss people off
like you'd think it would be worse to have sex with animals than people
but some people think paying another person for sex is a moral travesty or something
it's fucked up isn't it?
forget about the duck
no one wants to know about that

[written]

[booyaka_boom]

I think I might choose to forget about most of this conversation.

That is supposed to sound mean. But I think it's best.

[written]

[hollywood_bro]

's cool
i'm gonna forget most of it too

[written]

[booyaka_boom]

This was an interesting talk anyway - so thanks!

[written]

[hollywood_bro]

no thank you
it was a pleasure chatting with you
even though the conversation was fucking creepy
it's probably my fault
my bad?

[written]

[booyaka_boom]

Yeah - definitely your bad! ^^

But that's okay. It was...enlightening?

Let's talk about something less creepy next time! :) x