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[written] SBaHJ: Pirated

[Dave is feeling much better now that his captain has returned and he has his own body back, better than he has in a long time. In fact, he's feeling so good that he's about to do something incredibly stupid.]

ok so back when i first got here
which was in the winter or some shit
someone said i needed more colors to illustrate the full depth of my artistic vision
and i totally agreed with her
so now
coming to you for the first time ever
in FULL COLOR MOTHERFUCKERS
or like
as many colors as i could mix with the basic primary inks
which is kind of a lot
i present the pirated version of sbahj

ok i know it's not much
but i got excited about making different colors of ink
and forgot what i was gonna write
next time the comic will be longer i promise

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What does "yiffing" mean?

[I regret nothing.]

Yiffing is how animals make little baby animals. I would tell you to tune into the Discovery channel, but that's sort of impossible.

Oh... But aren't they human? At least, I think they're supposed to be human. The way they're drawn is pretty weird.

They're part human and part animal, only in the last panel though. They're only human in the other panels.

I still don't get it... Why are they part animal in the last panel but not the others?

[#mermaidlogic]

There isn't a reason. It's just to troll people.

[It also went along with the mating joke, but Dave doesn't want to explain that.]

To troll them? But I don't see any trolls around...

[Why yes, Nami does actually know a real troll. Thank you for asking.]

No, not that kind of troll. Where I'm from trolling someone means you're baiting them. Like, not literally but metaphorically. You tease them or confuse them and try to get a response out of them.

But there are literal trolls too, like as in a race of people, so I understand your confusion.

[He knows a troll too... sort of. It's less a mythical troll and more an alien race that call themselves trolls.]

So... to troll someone just means to be a jerk to them?

['cause it sure sounds like it.]

Did surface dwellers really need to give it a separate word like that?

Yeah. Surface dwellers have words for everything. We've been using the word troll long before we knew there were people who actually called themselves trolls, so that was awkward, but it turns out that most trolls are trolls. Like, that particular race of people is full of jerks so I don't feel bad calling them what they are.

I've only managed to know about one particular troll, but I don't really like him all that much. He keeps using the word "troll" when he talks.

It's annoying.

See what I mean? They pretty much live up to their name. I doubt trolls are very pleasant no matter what world they come from. I mean, I guess there's probably an alternate universe somewhere that has nice trolls, but if there is I've never heard of it.

Me neither.

Hey, before you were talking about a race of trolls. Does that mean that you've met some too?

What were they like?

Just one. Don't know if you remember the evil sea witch I was talking about before, but it's her. She was a sea troll. Sea trolls aren't any better than land trolls though. They're worse.

I remember. So your trolls can live on both land and sea? Could the sea trolls stay on land for long before they had to go back?

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[written] SBaHJ: Pirated

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