[voice] [action for Howling Sabers]

[yatteyanyo]

-All that heard over the journal is a girly yet very masculine scream.-

GYAAAAAAAAAH!!!

-Ah, wait, wasn't that... Link's voice?-

[ action for crew ]

-The acting Captain has burst out of his quarters, pajamas and all, after not being seen most of the morning. After all, Tojiko had figured she'd take a moment for some much needed rest since her shift was later that day. She did not, of course, expect to be Link when she woke up. And all that entailed.-

What is the meaning of this?! What sorcery is at play!? Who is commanding the damn ship?!


[[ ooc note: I don't have space for Link icons on Tojiko's journal and didn't feel like making an alt, so use your imaginations. ]]

Comments

[yatteyanyo]

I'm not even supposed to be a man!

[secondsmarch]

[U M.]

What.


We'll get through this together.


I'm not certain I understand what you're saying.

[yatteyanyo]

A spell! A spell has been cast and I have found myself in Captain Link's body!

It is I, Soga no Tojiko!

[secondsmarch]

[Red would've liked to have felt that this explained everything. But to be honest...]

Soga no Tojiko?

[Between the tone of their voice, and the utterly distraught look on their face, the idea was seeming more and more likely.]

Is that really you? What happened?

[Everything seemed normal on the night before.]

[yatteyanyo]

I wish I knew! This is so disgraceful...

[secondsmarch]

Disgraceful? The body may not be yours, but Link is a fine man.

[yatteyanyo]

That's the problem! He's a man! And I am spoken for!

[secondsmarch]

I understand how you must be feeling. I really do. [More than you'll know.]

But panicking isn't going to accomplish much.

[yatteyanyo]

But... but... a man!

[secondsmarch]

[A silent chuckle.]

It must be very jarring, waking up as the opposite sex.

You turned out very handsome, at least.

[yatteyanyo]

That just makes it worse! -She's going to look at herself and just be reminded how attractive Link is, like, all the time.-

[secondsmarch]

[You're welcome.]

Is it really so bad? I know this isn't the best situation to be in, but it's far from the worst.

[yatteyanyo]

I am spoken for! Consort to the Crown Prince! Married!

[secondsmarch]

I know, but this matter is out of our control.

I'm sure your Prince would understand if you explained the circumstances to him.

[yatteyanyo]

It is not so simple as that...

[secondsmarch]

Why wouldn't it be?

Is there something else I'm not aware of?

[yatteyanyo]

Have you ever been married?

[secondsmarch]

[Red stares for a moment, the question catching her off guard. Her response takes a bit longer than usual.]

There was someone dear to me.

[He had always been by her side, even at the end.]

But we never made it to that point.

[yatteyanyo]

The official title may be "consort" but that is truly what I am. A wife to my prince. I feel as if I have betrayed part of myself...

[secondsmarch]

What exactly makes you feel that way? [Given Tojiko's panic, Red didn't expect that she would've done anything unbecoming while in that body.]

[yatteyanyo]

Just by being in his body... I have known Link intimately!

[secondsmarch]

Do you really think your Prince will hold this against you, knowing that it couldn't have been prevented?

[yatteyanyo]

Even if they do not... I hold it against myself.