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[yatteyanyo]

-All that heard over the journal is a girly yet very masculine scream.-

GYAAAAAAAAAH!!!

-Ah, wait, wasn't that... Link's voice?-

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-The acting Captain has burst out of his quarters, pajamas and all, after not being seen most of the morning. After all, Tojiko had figured she'd take a moment for some much needed rest since her shift was later that day. She did not, of course, expect to be Link when she woke up. And all that entailed.-

What is the meaning of this?! What sorcery is at play!? Who is commanding the damn ship?!


[[ ooc note: I don't have space for Link icons on Tojiko's journal and didn't feel like making an alt, so use your imaginations. ]]

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[forhylia]

[Your Link impression is actually spot on, Tojiko. 9/10!]

Tojiko...?

[Oh goddesses, his voice is so TINY! Link waves his newly tiny hands to catch her attention, but he's looking very off-balance with this new body. Everything is so wrong oh dear goddesses what is going on...]

It is Link.

[yatteyanyo]

-Oh good! It was Link! Surely that would alle-NO IT WOULDN'T BECAUSE THAT WAS OBVIOUSLY HER VOICE AND BODY.-

What is going on?!

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[magicmeat]

[hey look, there's a someone he vaguely knows]

Yo. When's breakfast.

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[secondsmarch]

[Oh, that was Link. Red had wondered where he'd been, having not seen him at all during the early morning.

She was going to greet him like usual, though that all changed once she she saw his expression.]

Is everything alright? You don't seem particularly well today.

[forhylia]

How in this world should I know??

[He wouldn't be so bothered by all of this if it didn't feel like a blatant invasion of Tojiko's privacy. He still hasn't changed out of her sleepwear. He... doesn't plan to.]

[yatteyanyo]

Well SOMEBODY ought to know! I was asleep!

I mean... YOU were asleep! ... And put on some damn clothes! -Apparently being out in her sleepwear was too scandalous for Tojiko's own body... nevermind she was doing the same in Link's.-

[yatteyanyo]

Ask the damn cook! Don't you think we have more important things to worry about, Malfoy?!

[yatteyanyo]

I'm... the captain!! -She speaks in a tone full of dread and shame.-

[magicmeat]

No! Food is the most important thing of all!

[that being said]

Whose the cook?

[yatteyanyo]

Oh for the love of...

How are you so irresponsible that you have not yet met the new crew? -Nothing like a bit of Malfoyism to distract her from a more immediate worry. Like being Link.-

[secondsmarch]

[Red blinks, and stares... Before finally writing something.]

Aren't you supposed to be the captain?

[She's feeling like she missed something here.]

[yatteyanyo]

I'm not even supposed to be a man!

[secondsmarch]

[U M.]

What.


We'll get through this together.


I'm not certain I understand what you're saying.

[yatteyanyo]

A spell! A spell has been cast and I have found myself in Captain Link's body!

It is I, Soga no Tojiko!

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[stretchydragon]

[.......Well, at least it's amusing to hear "Link" scream like that. Draco -- who sounds like Luffy -- snorts a little. He has a good idea what's going on by now, UNFORTUNATELY, so it's just a matter of figuring out who is in Link's body.]

Problem, captain?

[forhylia]

I- All right, sorry, sorry... I wasn't certain of what to do, about the matter of clothing.

[...Now he's looking flustered. What is the polite thing to do, in this case? Is anything polite? He's trapped in her body, for Hylia's sake!]

We will find some answers once I... er... you are in proper clothe.

[And he's back off toward Tojiko's room. Feel free to follow him, m'lady.]

[yatteyanyo]

J-just find Futo and ask her to dress you! She's done it before! Don't you dare touch anything!

[yatteyanyo]

-Since she figured out who was in Malfoy's by this point...-

Malfoy. If this is some spell you have cast upon the ship, I am going to castrate you with a rusty spoon.

[forhylia]

I will not be touching anything!

[Oh goddesses help him...]

Or looking! Or... Whatever else!

[He needs to just stop talking.]

[yatteyanyo]

Good. I... trust you. You've not been anything but a gentleman.

But still... what sorcery has done this?

[forhylia]

I have not the faintest clue. Then again, I cannot even pretend to understand half the nonsense that goes on around here. Sweet snow and magic candy and...

[He waves a hand.]

At least it usually reverses itself. I only hope that happens before I need a bath...

[yatteyanyo]

... I hadn't even thought of that!! -And right back into panic mode she goes.-

[forhylia]

I will take a dip fully clothed, if I must!

[Whoops... Trying to diffuse the panic, here.]

You need not worry about me. I... apologize for the state of things. "Awkward" does not even begin to describe it.

[stretchydragon]

[Offended gasp.]

First of all, if I were to cast a spell like this, I certainly would never include myself in such madness.

Second of all, there isn't a spell that's capable of doing this anyway.

...Just a potion.

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[behindthefakesmile]

[Fai can't help but be amused. Someone sounds like they weren't expecting something. Fai at least recognises the voice of the scream though and gives a small yet somewhat feminine chuckle.]

I guess someone woke up in the wrong body this morning?