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♥ 004 | voice

[It's about seven o'clock in the morning, time for the cook to make breakfast . . . ]

[When suddenly . . .]

AAAAARRRGGGGH - GGGHK!!!

[Rise and shine! Why, yes, that was a scream that ended in a choking gurgle.]

I'm - I'm -

I'm furry! I'm big! I'm not sexy and beautiful anymore!

Who did this to me? I'll feed you to my crocodile, you - you - you villain!!!

[. . . And then the deep, manly voice immediately starts wailing, hiccuping, and crying.]

[ooc; Kodachi's now in Bepo's body! As such, she's on the Million Merrily. :) Action is open to those nearby!]

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What if we're stuck like this?

I don't want to be a bear forever! Or at all! Bears are cute but that doesn't mean that I want to be one!

[WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH]

Hell no, there's no way I'm staying a chick for the rest of my life!

[That's a terrifying thought, and not just for obvious reasons; after all, his own body is dying, which means Xun Yu would have a few months left to live. They may not have the best relationship, but there's no way Ragna would let her die in his place.]

... We'll figure something out. 'Sides, it's a curse, right? Those disappear after a few days, so...

[He leaves it at that, knowing it's not a solid rule, but he'd rather hope for the best. That, and there's something else that caught his interest...]

─Wait. You're a bear?!

A curse -

Oh, like the ones I heard about when I first arrived here; they said that strange things happened . . .

You really think we'll go back to normal? Oh, Mr. Ragna, I can't take it! I miss my body! I don't want to be furry anymore, and I miss my soft, beautiful skin, my perfect complexion . . .

[Kodachi let out another snuffle-snort-sniff.]

[And then - ]

YES, I'M A BEAR, AND I LIKE BEARS, BUT THAT DIDN'T MEAN THAT I WANTED TO BECOME ONE MYSELF!

Edited 2014-08-23 15:49 (UTC)

[It's not that unusual for things to go completely pants on head stupid in this world; after his personality taking a 180 degree turn and changing into a child, swapping bodies shouldn't be too surprising. It did catch him off guard, yes, and he really does hate it, but the hope of it ending soon is helping him deal with this crap.

... Can the same be said about Kodachi, though?]

Gah! I can tell, but stop yelling!

[Honestly, Ragna could do with the details on her skin and shit... He's had enough intimacy sharing with Xun Yu already, thank you very much.]

[She calmed down for a moment, finally simply sniffling, before speaking up a few moments later.]

How long do you think we'll be stuck like this?

You'd better not do anything strange to Miss Xun Yu's body.

Hell if I know... Hopefully not too long.

[Every minute spent like this is "too long", and according to Xun Yu's theory they might stay like that for a few days. Better that than weeks or worse, though...

... Wait, what was THAT supposed to mean?]

What kinda sick bastard do you take me for?! I ain't doing anything to her!

[Okay, he may have groped her body in shock at first, but that was just once and not intentional.]

For all I know, you could be getting into fights with her body! Don't ruin her skin!

[What did you think she was talking about, Ragna? Pervert!]

... Oh, that.

[Seems like that clarification calmed him down a bit... though he has no clue why everyone thinks he's gonna do that, geez.]

No worries, I'm not gonna fight or anything.

[Let's hope he doesn't forget about it on the first occasion.]

Good.

And perhaps you can make certain that Mr. Bepo doesn't do anything bad to my body either.

[Suddenly, a long, drawn out sigh.]

I miss the Katabami already. It's not the same, being here on the Million Merrily.

That so?

[He may not admit it, but he does know what she mean. Back when he spent a day on the Million Merrily per Elsa's invitation, there was a certain sense of wrongness he couldn't shake off. Ragna imagines that's what she's talking about now.]

... Wait. Doesn't that mean there's a bear in your body?!

[That's... a disturbing thought, um.]

Yes. There's a bear in my body, and he'd better not be doing bearlike things to my beautiful self!

[What did polar bears eat anyway? Salmon? Kodachi supposed that was well and good. At least he wasn't a panda. She couldn't imagine having to eat bamboo or eucalyptus.]

[The mental image would be hilarious if it wasn't horrifying at the same time.]

... Yeah. Hopefully your body doesn't try to eat us or some shit.

[It was supposed to be a joke, but now that he said it out loud... well, he makes a note to himself to avoid hanging around the bear!Kodachi if possible.]

. . . Don't let him eat you! Don't let him turn me into a cannibal, and don't die!

[Kodachi promptly burst out crying.]

[Good job, Ragna.]

[OH GOD NOW WHAT]

Gah! I won't, I won't! Just... stop crying, okay?!

[It was just a joke gosh!!]

I can't help it if I worry about me and about everyone and about you!

[WAAAAH]

[Except it sounded weird when it was Bepo's voice wailing like that.]

[It's almost hard to believe that voice really belongs to Kodachi, though how she acts makes it far easier to imagine.]

Sheesh, that's what it's about? Alright, got it. I'll keep an eye on things here, you have my word.

... So stop worrying so much, stupid.

[She finally calmed down after his reassurances. It was weird to hear it in Xun Yu's voice, but at least she knew that she could depend on him.]

. . . Alright.

[Sniff.]

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