♥ 004 | voice

[cherrybombpie]

[It's about seven o'clock in the morning, time for the cook to make breakfast . . . ]

[When suddenly . . .]

AAAAARRRGGGGH - GGGHK!!!

[Rise and shine! Why, yes, that was a scream that ended in a choking gurgle.]

I'm - I'm -

I'm furry! I'm big! I'm not sexy and beautiful anymore!

Who did this to me? I'll feed you to my crocodile, you - you - you villain!!!

[. . . And then the deep, manly voice immediately starts wailing, hiccuping, and crying.]



[ooc; Kodachi's now in Bepo's body! As such, she's on the Million Merrily. :) Action is open to those nearby!]

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[voice]

[rebellions]

... Oh, that.

[Seems like that clarification calmed him down a bit... though he has no clue why everyone thinks he's gonna do that, geez.]

No worries, I'm not gonna fight or anything.

[Let's hope he doesn't forget about it on the first occasion.]

[voice]

[cherrybombpie]

Good.

And perhaps you can make certain that Mr. Bepo doesn't do anything bad to my body either.

[Suddenly, a long, drawn out sigh.]

I miss the Katabami already. It's not the same, being here on the Million Merrily.

[voice]

[rebellions]

That so?

[He may not admit it, but he does know what she mean. Back when he spent a day on the Million Merrily per Elsa's invitation, there was a certain sense of wrongness he couldn't shake off. Ragna imagines that's what she's talking about now.]

... Wait. Doesn't that mean there's a bear in your body?!

[That's... a disturbing thought, um.]

[voice]

[cherrybombpie]

Yes. There's a bear in my body, and he'd better not be doing bearlike things to my beautiful self!

[What did polar bears eat anyway? Salmon? Kodachi supposed that was well and good. At least he wasn't a panda. She couldn't imagine having to eat bamboo or eucalyptus.]

[voice]

[rebellions]

[The mental image would be hilarious if it wasn't horrifying at the same time.]

... Yeah. Hopefully your body doesn't try to eat us or some shit.

[It was supposed to be a joke, but now that he said it out loud... well, he makes a note to himself to avoid hanging around the bear!Kodachi if possible.]

[voice]

[cherrybombpie]

. . . Don't let him eat you! Don't let him turn me into a cannibal, and don't die!

[Kodachi promptly burst out crying.]

[Good job, Ragna.]

[voice]

[rebellions]

[OH GOD NOW WHAT]

Gah! I won't, I won't! Just... stop crying, okay?!

[It was just a joke gosh!!]

[voice]

[cherrybombpie]

I can't help it if I worry about me and about everyone and about you!

[WAAAAH]

[Except it sounded weird when it was Bepo's voice wailing like that.]

[voice]

[rebellions]

[It's almost hard to believe that voice really belongs to Kodachi, though how she acts makes it far easier to imagine.]

Sheesh, that's what it's about? Alright, got it. I'll keep an eye on things here, you have my word.

... So stop worrying so much, stupid.

[voice]

[cherrybombpie]

[She finally calmed down after his reassurances. It was weird to hear it in Xun Yu's voice, but at least she knew that she could depend on him.]

. . . Alright.

[Sniff.]