Voice

[meatthefuture]

[some time late on the 12th or maybe the thirteenth... His speech is kind of muffled at times and filled with chewing sounds.]

Yo.

I'm gonna be staying with Ace for a little while, but I'll come back soon.

[thinks]

And I think I'm forgetting a lot of stuff but I'll remember probably.

[chomp. chew chew chew]

This squid is pretty good!

Comments

[meatthefuture]

Yosh. [he won't be gone long]

Weird island? What kind of weird island? What's on it? Don't call it an interesting weird island if there isn't anything interesting going on. Don't do all the interesting stuff without me. Oi, Zoro, what's there?

[yourotherleft]

[he'll save his wibbling for that day~]

It's...well, it's weird! Elsa said she saw unicorns but I couldn't see them. I've been looking around to see if there's dragons, but I haven't found any.

It's nice, though. The weather's fine, the food...everything the cook makes tastes really good. It doesn't seem like there's anything to worry about, but I ain't letting down my guard this time.

[meatthefuture]

tasty food~~?

Unicorn meat? Have you had it? ~~sounds gooood~~

[yourotherleft]

Unicorn meat...? Wh...no! Of course not!

[he can't even see them, would the insides be invisible?]

You wanna eat something that looks like Celestia?!

[meatthefuture]

Yeah sure. It's not her right? I guess maybe if they talk we don't gotta. [thinks about this] But it's supposed to be the tastiest meat in the world.

[yourotherleft]

Yeah I dunno about that.

[he already knows they can't talk, so they're just beasts, but he also doesn't want to go kill unicorns for no reason other than "they taste good."]

Elsa saw them, she liked petting them.

[meatthefuture]

She's kind of weird, huh? haha [Cuz when he thinks about it, this is the image he has in his head.

Maybe we can make one nakama, too, but it might try to drink all your booze. shishishi

[yourotherleft]

...she's not weird.

[Luffy what. It's not a zombie unicorn, okay?]

I don't think that's the way it works.

[meatthefuture]

She's really weird! [laughs] But Zoro likes her, huh? [that makes him happy]

Oh yeah? What do unicorns like to drink then?

[yourotherleft]

[not even answering the first one, just grumbling under his breath. If it were anyone else he'd get pissed but it's Luffy...]

Dunno. Water?

[meatthefuture]

[You just don't like that he's right]

Ehh? Really? Maybe they only drink sake to celebrate.

[yourotherleft]

[no, he hates that he would kill anyone else for insulting a crewmate but Luffy gets a pass]

Drink...what? Oh, wait. Are you thinking of...? Back then. Thriller Bark. Luffy, that was a zombie.

[meatthefuture]

[of course she's weird, dummy. Everyone on the crew is weird. That's why they all sail together]

Is there a difference?

[yourotherleft]

Pretty sure there is.

[just because...zombie. But it's been a long time, he can't articulate what he's thinking]

[meatthefuture]

Yeah but a zombie unicorn is just a dead unicorn and you don't stop liking tasty stuff after you're dead. [common sense] I'd still eat all the meat I wanted no matter what.

[yourotherleft]

[what is this conversation even...

No, he doesn't want to talk about anything related to Thriller Bark anymore.]

So you're gonna visit your brother for a few days? I'll keep the ship here so you can see it when you're ready.

[meatthefuture]

Yosh. Yeah I wanna explore. And then we'll have a huge feast so make sure you get something pretty tasty!

[yourotherleft]

Got it. Captain.

[you have no idea how good it feels to say that again]

[meatthefuture]

Hm! [the sound of a happy captain. You've done good, Zoro. Even though he just saw you, he's looking forward to coming home.]