omfgwthasdlfkajsdlf [Voice//Action] [backdated to the morning after the Spades arrive at Humildad]

[om_nom_namur]

Man I feel like shit this mornin'. Anyone else feel like they been bitin' shit all night or somethin'? Neck an' back's outta sorts, too, an' my shirt don't fit no more. Damn, musta shrunk on the island or somethin' cuz I-

Wait.

THE HELL HAPPENED T' MY HANDS? HOLY SHIT I TURNED INT' A GHOST AN' I'M POSSESSIN' A HUMAN!!! WHO KNOWS 'BOUT SPIRITS AN' SHIT I NEED HELP QUICK!!!!

Comments

[originaldragoon]

You are not the first one to say that, and I am fairly sure you will not be the last.

[wheremygillsat]

Maybe yer a more physical person, ehhh? Heheheh!

[originaldragoon]

No. [She knows what you're implying, Namur, and she doesn't sound too happy about it.]

[wheremygillsat]

[Namur laughs, good and loud.]

A'ight, a'ight. Ain't gotta get snappy. What kind a person are y' then? "Leave me the hell 'lone" ain't so much an option with this crew, y' prob'ly already noticed.

[originaldragoon]

[totally rolling her eyes now.]

I am not exactly a very social person, and due to some certain circumstances, I did not allow myself to get too attached to other back home.

[wheremygillsat]

Circumstances? Heheh, what, y' got a curse where everyone y' touch ends up dead or some shit?

[originaldragoon]

I am much older than I look. It is kinda hard to get close to someone when you know you are going to out live them.

[wheremygillsat]

Oh, so yer like Marco. The hell y' gonna do with immortality if y' ain't got no one t' share it with?

[originaldragoon]

I became immortal because I had to preform a duty once every 108 years back in my home world. Not because I wanted to live forever.

[wheremygillsat]

Sounds borin' as shit. The hell y' gotta do every hunnerd-eight years?

[originaldragoon]

I rather not talk about it. [Because how do you tell a crew mate that you committed mass murder for every 108 years?]

Lets just say that it was something necessary.

[wheremygillsat]

Gotta admit, there ain't a damn thing I can think a that's necessary t' do only every hunnerd-eight years. Ain't shittin' with me are y'?

[He chuckles.]

Cuz that'd be kinda funny actually.

[originaldragoon]

I hardly ever joke anymore.

[wheremygillsat]

Well maybe y' should now, sweetheart. Yer free a that lameass job an' the horizon's yers t' explore. Anythin' y' wanted t' do an' never done before?

[originaldragoon]

I am well over 11,000 years old, closer to 12,000 I believe. Everything I wanted to try, I have already done so.

[wheremygillsat]

[...]

[. . .]

Damn girl, an' I thought Miss D was fine for an ol' lady. Shit.

[originaldragoon]

Excuse me?

[wheremygillsat]

What? Yer hot. Ain't no one told y' that before?

[originaldragoon]

Never phrased that way and I tend to ignore such comments.

[wheremygillsat]

Why? Think I'm lyin' or somethin'?

[originaldragoon]

I just tend to have more important things on my mind that I really do not give much thought to my looks.