omfgwthasdlfkajsdlf [Voice//Action] [backdated to the morning after the Spades arrive at Humildad]

[om_nom_namur]

Man I feel like shit this mornin'. Anyone else feel like they been bitin' shit all night or somethin'? Neck an' back's outta sorts, too, an' my shirt don't fit no more. Damn, musta shrunk on the island or somethin' cuz I-

Wait.

THE HELL HAPPENED T' MY HANDS? HOLY SHIT I TURNED INT' A GHOST AN' I'M POSSESSIN' A HUMAN!!! WHO KNOWS 'BOUT SPIRITS AN' SHIT I NEED HELP QUICK!!!!

Comments

[wheremygillsat]

Well maybe y' should now, sweetheart. Yer free a that lameass job an' the horizon's yers t' explore. Anythin' y' wanted t' do an' never done before?

[originaldragoon]

I am well over 11,000 years old, closer to 12,000 I believe. Everything I wanted to try, I have already done so.

[wheremygillsat]

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[. . .]

Damn girl, an' I thought Miss D was fine for an ol' lady. Shit.

[originaldragoon]

Excuse me?

[wheremygillsat]

What? Yer hot. Ain't no one told y' that before?

[originaldragoon]

Never phrased that way and I tend to ignore such comments.

[wheremygillsat]

Why? Think I'm lyin' or somethin'?

[originaldragoon]

I just tend to have more important things on my mind that I really do not give much thought to my looks.