elissacousland: (Heraldry - Grey Wardens)
Elissa Cousland ([personal profile] elissacousland) wrote in [community profile] piratejournal2014-06-15 12:01 am

A Written Warning

WARNING:

I will no longer condone the continued harassment of local innocents nor the willful and callous destruction of their property.

The next one of you who throws a temper tantrum that causes harm to homes, stores, livelihoods, or scenery that do not belong to our enemies THE NAVY will find yourself tied up and punished in the same manner of your wanton destruction.

Davy Jones can bring you back from being murdered, but let's see what he can do with someone who is burned almost to death, shall we?

If you do not have respect for the sanctity of the lives of those around you, then I shall have no respect for you.

This is a promise.

Signed,
Elissa Cousland

[Elissa doesn't use her usual blue, ballpoint pen for this entry. While she may be overly enamoured of the wonders of plastic pen technology, a noble just doesn't make a formal proclamation with such an implement. Since she's long since rid of her old quill and ink, she has borrowed Haytham's to write out this decisive statement of warning. In it, she uses a formal, calligraphic font that is almost Celtic. It is signed with a bold, angry flourish.]
questionablewit: (headdesk)

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[personal profile] questionablewit 2014-06-19 03:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Not that I don't agree with the sentiment, but you know that offering straightforward, reasonable threats to crazy people doesn't usually accomplish anything, right?
questionablewit: (business)

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[personal profile] questionablewit 2014-06-19 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Something I would have considered impossible.

All that said, if you do decide to act on all this? Don't leave me behind.

[...partly so she can stop you from torturing people, as Hawke suspects that wouldn't be good for you, but she'll just leave out that detail. Besides, she's not happy with Kodachi either.]
questionablewit: (smile)

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[personal profile] questionablewit 2014-06-19 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Possibly not watch your back so much as run headlong into things brandishing sharp pointy objects, but yes, more or less that.

Don't forget Teo. He wouldn't want to be left out.