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Who the fucking hell comes up with the amounts for bounties around here anyway? Because they're total bullshit.

[Huff huff.

Then mutters:]

Guess at least I don't have a shitty messed up poster.

[SO MUCH GRUMBLING, THOUGH.]

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Luffy? That kid is a captain?!

*All kinds of incredulous over here, and she's pretty sure she's only spoken to him once*

In that case - what the hell is wrong with your crew? Locking up food supplies? So liytle kids can't get to them?

*She did have to rescue Akira during the curse, after all, cause he was left going hungry on their ship*

Yeah, a captain here and back home.

[That next question throws him, though, and actually makes him frown, because she's dangerously close to implying something that would never be okay with Sanji, and certainly isn't something he would ever do.]

...There's a lock on the fridge, you mean that? It's only to keep Luffy from cleaning out our stores when we're in the middle of the shitty ocean. I'm the cook on this ship, I gotta watch out for stuff like that. Those brats got plenty of food when they were kids.

Wow.

*Excuse her while somehow a vaguely maternal tone comes from somewhere*

Yes. The lock on the fridge. Are you sure they were all fed? Every one? Because I had to come over there to bring Akira back to my ship just to be sure that he did get enough to eat. He was starving, you know.

The hell he was.

[The words come quickly and harshly, and yeah, he totally just snapped at her.]

It takes a whole fucking lot more than missing a meal or two to count as starving, and I know for a fact he didn't go without food for even that long. Did you think about checking with anyone before you made off with him? Kids got a tendency to exaggerate, and if he was really that hungry he could've asked for something. I spend most of the damn day in the galley -- usually, when I ain't surprise babysitting -- and the way people eat around here, he was probably only an hour away from getting a snack or lunch or dinner or some shit anyway.

*Faye is just totally oh-no-you-didn't facing at the journal right now. After she's blinked away that verbal slap, there's the sound of a long draw on a cigarette*

I gave you the puppy back. I'm sure he appreciates your contributions in the kitchen.

*She's ignoring the fact that her maternal instincts to take Akira and find him food and a bed are totally being spurned right now*

...Hn. Well, now he does. Guess it's not surprising he was confused and maybe scared when he was a kid with no idea where he was.

[Huffs, and then cringes.]

Ah, my apologies, though, Faye-chan. It was rude of me to be so harsh, that's just...a sensitive subject for me.

There were a lot of scared little kids running round that week. Kid thought I was a friend of his mom's.

*And didn't seem to have an issue with taking over her bed for the night*

Hmm, it was rude. But apologising might make up for it. And you don't have to explain yourself.

Wasn't gonna.

[Not any more than that, anyway.]

You know, I'm not used to people telling me I'm doing my job wrong. Mostly because I never do my job wrong.

Didn't even know it was your job to suggest you were doing it wrong.

A chef with a bounty, huh?

The best damn chef you're ever gonna meet~! With a bounty.

Hmm...

I'm not sure. I mean, how do I really know that you are the best damn chef I'll ever meet?

You'd have to let me prove it to you, of course.

Is that an invitation?

Absolutely~

Give me a date and a time and I'll be there.

Whenever is good for you, Faye-chan! I can make it work.

We're supposed to be docking at some shitty island soon, so maybe this week?

This week? Sounds perfect. Just gimme a call and I'll be there.

Anything in particular I should wear for the occasion?

Alright, I'll let you know as soon as we land.

Whatever you want, I'm sure you'll be beautiful regardless~! Hell, I'm just looking forward to enjoying your company.

Thankies, master chef. I'm looking forward to it too.

*Largely, mostly, she's getting an awesome dinner out of this scenario*

I'll try to be as beautiful as I can.

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