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Faye Valentine ([personal profile] myfayevalentine) wrote in [community profile] piratejournal2014-05-27 05:49 pm
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[voice on 27th] so ooc for Faye that I couldn't not

Guys - guys - listen. Wait. Waitwaitwaitwait.

*Faye sounds breathless, like she's desperately excited to share something, and also like she's doing her best not to allow herself to laugh*

Okay, okay. So -

What is a cowboy bounty hunter's favourite key on a keyboard?

*Deep breath as a dramatic pause for the punchline*

The space bar!

*Then there's delirious, but honest and happy-sounding laughter*

Right. Now. You have to guess this one. Are you ready? Are you? Okay. Here it is...

Why did the cow get in the Bebop? Oh wait - that's my spaceship! A spaceship! Why did the cow get in the spaceship?
 


 

crankyshark: thash smirk (thash smirk)

[personal profile] crankyshark 2014-05-27 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[he was surprised but pleased that she actually found his guess funny. He couldn't help chuckle a bit when she reveled the real punch line of the joke, though]

Hah, nice. Well, somebody's in a silly mood, huh?
crankyshark: Thash glaring slightly (Default)

[personal profile] crankyshark 2014-05-27 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
It's... Funny, yeah. [maybe not the funniest joke he's ever heard, but certainly amusing. Plus Faye's good mood and cute giggling we're putting a smile on his ace even if her jokes weren't top comedian material]

You're right. Nothing wrong with making people smile.
crankyshark: Thash glaring slightly (Default)

[personal profile] crankyshark 2014-05-28 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Uuuuhm.... [there 'a a long pause. Obviously he's not used to doing this kind of thing. But, eventually he thought of something] okay, why did the girl refuse to swim in lakes, pools or rivers but would swim in the sea?
crankyshark: Thash glaring slightly (Default)

[personal profile] crankyshark 2014-05-28 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
....she was a sea gull [silence]
crankyshark: thash smirk (thash smirk)

[personal profile] crankyshark 2014-05-28 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well, I'm not exactly a comedian....

[but he seemed pleased enough that he'd made her giggle and smile by the sound of it. She was acting so silly he was starting to wonder if she was drunk. At least she was happy]

Oh, by the way, I forgot about it because the monster attacked, but I found something for you besides fish on that last dive. It's not much but I'll come by and give it to you whenever you want me to.
crankyshark: Thash glaring slightly (Default)

[personal profile] crankyshark 2014-05-28 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[he chuckled a bit] well don't get too excited, like I said it's not much. But okay, I'll be over there in a minute.

[a few minutes later she'd hear a knock at her door]
crankyshark: (Surprised)

O____o

[personal profile] crankyshark 2014-05-28 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh, hi Faye. [she was really acting weird. Good, but weird. He was starting to wonder if that child curse had come back and changed her consciousness to that of a kid much like it had changed his body]

You seem to be in an unusually good mood...
crankyshark: Thash glaring slightly (Default)

^^;

[personal profile] crankyshark 2014-05-28 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[well, maybe he'd figure out why she was acting weird later, or maybe she was just legit in a super happy mood. Either way, for now he just rolled with it]

Eheh, no, it's nothing like that. I'm happy to see you too. Anyway, this is what I found...[he held a hand out and opened it palm-up. Sitting in his hand was a pretty small pearl...maybe half the size of a pea. It was neither perfectly round nor smooth... It was kinda shaped like a grain of rice and had little swirled lumps on it. Still though, it shimmered with the typical radiant whiteness of a pearl]

There you go... Not the best one I've ever found, but it's still pretty.
crankyshark: Thash glaring slightly (Default)

...did she take happy pills?!

[personal profile] crankyshark 2014-05-28 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah... Back in my home world, I'd usually only find around ten pearls per year, and over half of them weren't round or smooth or large. A lot were like this one. But hey, it's encouraging in a way....if I can find imperfect pearls in this world, chances are I'll find a perfect one eventually.
crankyshark: (Surprised)

Oooh /didn't even read that >>;;

[personal profile] crankyshark 2014-05-28 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh, yeah...[his eyes widened when she dropped it between her breasts. He certainly hadn't expected that] is that uh...a normal place for women to keep things? [he asked rather incredulously]
crankyshark: (Glance away + blush)

Re: S'okies! ^^

[personal profile] crankyshark 2014-05-29 01:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, w-what?! No, I don't need it....

[he blushed and looked away, trying not to stare at her chest. His tail started swaying back and forth anxiously, and she might notice at this point it had a bandage on it]

Seriously, you keep it
crankyshark: aprofile of Thash, slight frown (profile)

[personal profile] crankyshark 2014-05-29 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[He almost laughed at the funny pet names she was calling him but managed to restrain himself, glancing back at his tail]

oh. The sea monster bit me when I was in the water.

[...which implied he had actually jumped into the water with it. He didn't detail the reason for this seemingly insane act]

Don'y worry, it didn't break any bones...just cut up the skin and muscle a bit.
crankyshark: (Glance away + blush)

[personal profile] crankyshark 2014-05-29 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[He sort of stiffened and held still when she hugged him. It was clear by his tenseness he definitely wasn't used to this kind of contact. He blushed and it took him a few moemnts to respond. Despite hsi tail being wounded, it thumped on the wall lightly after she hugged him]

I...uh... well... ahem, Arthur got dragged into the water. I was just bringing him back. I managed to get him back onto the ship and helpe dhim start breathing again, but before I got out of the water the monster chomped down on my tail a bit.

[He finally relaxed just a tiny bit, worried he would offend her by his strnage reaction]

I kicked it in the eye though, so it let go before doing any serious damage.

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