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piratejournal2014-05-22 09:14 am
itspizzatime) wrote in piratejournal2014-05-22 09:14 am
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[voice]
[Voice. Always with the voice. A very loud voice no less. And a bit panicked.]
Guys! GUYS!!! TURTLE OVERBOARD!
I repeat! Turtle. Over. Board!
We got a situation here! I went looking for Donnie, see? Because he was perfecting this tomato and garlic pizza sauce that had a hint of spice to it and it was going to be perfect and I went into his lab space and I SWEAR I was just going to ASK him how it was going and there I was looking over his things and I didn’t touch anything, I swear, and there I was and there he wasn’t so I have been all over the ship looking for him and guys... [That was all on one breath...sorry.]
Guys!
I CAN’T FIND DONNIE!
This is a major Failtastic, ultra horrific turns of events, dudes. I think he must have fallen overboard!
[whispered...] I’m freaking out, man. Where’s Donnie?
Guys! GUYS!!! TURTLE OVERBOARD!
I repeat! Turtle. Over. Board!
We got a situation here! I went looking for Donnie, see? Because he was perfecting this tomato and garlic pizza sauce that had a hint of spice to it and it was going to be perfect and I went into his lab space and I SWEAR I was just going to ASK him how it was going and there I was looking over his things and I didn’t touch anything, I swear, and there I was and there he wasn’t so I have been all over the ship looking for him and guys... [That was all on one breath...sorry.]
Guys!
I CAN’T FIND DONNIE!
This is a major Failtastic, ultra horrific turns of events, dudes. I think he must have fallen overboard!
[whispered...] I’m freaking out, man. Where’s Donnie?