[angry audio - action for her crewbies]

[myfayevalentine]

Thank fuck that's over. The ungrateful brats.

You cook for them, you clean for them, you keep them safe from harm. And how do they repay you?

...

By holding knives at your throat and making threats to kill you. Little shits.

*Probably, that'll be the last time she tries to be nice to anyone. Her crew might have noticed that she's been keeping herself locked away and in hiding on the ship. She's not leaving for anything, at least for now*
 

Comments

[audio]

[myfayevalentine]

Unfortunately I learn most of these things straight from the horse's mouths. For some reason teenage boys think I'm vaguely interested in their...ideas.

Re: [audio]

[alwaysgrumpy]

Really, now? Any crazy stories?

[audio]

[myfayevalentine]

Oh, there are plenty but... it's probably best I don't go giving you ideas.

Re: [audio]

[alwaysgrumpy]

Peer influence has never been my issue.

[audio]

[myfayevalentine]

Maybe you were brought up too well for that. But if you ever do feel the urge to share your fantasies of me, I'll let you know how they compare to those in your age group.

*Okay, and then she can't keep a straight voice anymore and she bursts into a cackling laugh*

Re: [audio]

[alwaysgrumpy]

Can't hold it in anymore, can you?

[audio]

[myfayevalentine]

You're just so entertaining.

But seriously, keep your day dreams to yourself.