[angry audio - action for her crewbies]

[myfayevalentine]

Thank fuck that's over. The ungrateful brats.

You cook for them, you clean for them, you keep them safe from harm. And how do they repay you?

...

By holding knives at your throat and making threats to kill you. Little shits.

*Probably, that'll be the last time she tries to be nice to anyone. Her crew might have noticed that she's been keeping herself locked away and in hiding on the ship. She's not leaving for anything, at least for now*
 

Comments

[Audio]

[alwaysgrumpy]

I hope I didn't do that.

[audio]

[myfayevalentine]

*Her tone of voice seems to change in an instant*

No, not you cutie. You seemed to appreciate everything.

Re: [audio]

[alwaysgrumpy]

I didn't do anything weird, did I? My memory is a little fuzzy.

: [audio]

[myfayevalentine]

Other than being heart breakingly adorable, you were just fine.

Re: : [audio]

[alwaysgrumpy]

I doubt I was that cute of a kid.

Audio; [ooc: Sass overload]

[sinister_blade]

Just how weak are you when you can't handle couple of kids?

[One- no, she doesn't remember much of what she did. Two- no, she doesn't know who this is but she's yelling and her book is going wild so she wants to attempt to shut it up. And third- it's a crew member, Kat might as well meet other members.]

audio [ooc: and returned]

[myfayevalentine]

*There's just a growl at that, and Faye can't even be bothered answering, so she'll just slam it shut. Feel free to come find her if you want, but that's exactly what she's trying to hide fron right now*

audio

[sinister_blade]

[Katarina doesn't like being ignored. So, the same way the woman annoyed her with her yelling, Katarina will continue talking- she knows that the woman can hear her because of the book.]

Is that the way you greet new crew members? Barbarians have better manners.

audio

[myfayevalentine]

*Nope. Faye's going to continue to ignore this for as long as possible. She doesn't know who this woman is but she's being mean. Never mind all Faye's embarrassment..*

audio

[sinister_blade]

[Well this is going nowhere. If something doesn't changes, there will be trouble on ship and that usually leads to... accidents. Katarina's experienced with this- she'll compromise... a little.]

You can go back to sulking later. I need you to show me your weapons and the cannons. Mission first- brooding later, missy.

Or do you want me to break down in your room to get them? Because I am perfectly capable of that.

voice;

[anelegantmyth]

That sounds horrid. Are you alright?

voice;

[myfayevalentine]

Urgh. The whole thing was...revolting really.

But sure. I'm fine as long as I don't have to see another kid ever again.

[anelegantmyth]

Oh I understand that. Usually I enjoy taking care of little kids. It was part of my job back home. But having to chase after them with a fresh stab wound on my side, not so fun.

[myfayevalentine]

Screw that for a laugh! I ever pop out a little girl and I'll throw it away to get raised by dogs.

*Somehow she manages to not sound entirely cruel as she says it*

[anelegantmyth]

Well you could always raise the child until it could walk and talk. Then throw it into my world and never see it again. You see, when we hit the ripe old age of ten, we leave our homes to go on adventures.

But I hear kids these days leave at much younger ages than before.

[Well, she would probably feel offended if she actually knew what dogs were, so...]

[Voice]

[redcinemareel]

Did you truly expect children to trust a stranger? On a ship?

[Voice]

[myfayevalentine]

Didn't expect anyone to trust me.

But I did remember why it was that I stopped being so nice to anybody anymore.

[Voice]

[redcinemareel]

Because you didn't make them lovely sandwiches?

[Even though that didn't help anyway, but it has to be said.]

[Voice]

[myfayevalentine]

Whatever I did or didn't do, I'll never be repeating that. I look after me, and me only.

[Voice]

[redcinemareel]

I can't particularly blame you for such a mindset, but if such thinking directly hinders our crew, then you'll have more to worry about than a knife at your throat.

[A pause]

And it wasn't a knife, to to clarify.

audio;

[hoodwinking]

For what it's worth, I think we handled that as well as we could.

I've already decided. I'm never having children.

audio;

[myfayevalentine]

Urgh forget about. At least, I'm sure as hell never having a daughter. Little shits. I'd sooner drown myself.

audio;

[hoodwinking]

Mm. Who'd have thought the little boy was the most well-behaved one? I was always taught that "Boys will be Boys".

[says the rambunctious little girl]

audio;

[myfayevalentine]

Yeah, well, boys can be boys as much as they like.

I'm sure I don't need to go into the particulars with you, but let this be a lesson in contraception.

audio;

[hoodwinking]

Please, don't. I'm sick enough as it is.