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[he's hiding in a barrel. Secretly hiding in a barrel where no one can find him and he's heard other kids talk through the book thingy so:]

ACE! SABO! I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED BY PIRATES! WHAT DO I DO?!!

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[oh wow. Look at Luffy. He's so little. Completely disregarding the fact that he's also little...]

But Ace is your brother.

[wait for it...

wait for it...

waaaaaait for iiiiit...]

...YOU HAVE TWO BROTHERS?! You never told me that!

EHHH?! ACE HAS HIS OWN SHIP?!

[that's not fair!]

SO DO YOU!

...

Wha? Do you really not remember, Luffy?

EHHH?! I HAVE MY OWN SHIP, TOO?!

Where is it? Where is it? Is it cool looking?!

It's this one! The one we're on!

[he's really starting to get a headache]

Oh no, if you don't remember...

Really?! [bolts past the kid to go out on the deck and look around. Woah! It's so huge! And there's a real pirate flag! And a figurehead and everything]

This is so cool! [begins to scale the mast so he can see everything]

[well, at least that got him to stop crying.

Zoro follows, keeping both eyes on him for now.

...holy fuck he can see again, hang on...]

[climb climb climb. Flops over in the crow's nest]

Woaaah! It's so high! Oi, Snothead! Come up and see!

[snaps out of it]

DON'T CALL ME SNOTHEAD! I'M NOT A SNOTHEAD! Stupid rubber jerk!

[he wants to ask his name but it's hard to when he's all the way down there. So he'll stretch down and grab the back of the kid's shirt and pull

himself down from the crow's nest, smacking face first into the kid's back]

[that hurts a lot more when your little body doesn't have the strength conditioning yet. Ow. Zoro faceplants into the deck and then just sort of lies there in defeat]

O...oi...

You were supposed to come up, stupid. [sheesh] Did you get lost?

I didn't get lost! You didn't give me time to climb up! Stupid bastard!

hahaha oh! Well come on! [latches onto the mast again and inches his way up] It's really cool from up here.

[aksjfhadkjd fine. Somebody has to keep Luffy out of trouble, so for now, Zoro climbs up after him, finding it a lot harder than usual. Fuck this, man. This sucks.

Besides, he was just up here last night, it's not like the view changed]

Is that what you wanted?

Yeah! [he flops on the crow's nest and rests his elbows on the edge and his chin in his hands]

It's pretty, naaa.

[it's kind of weird to be with a kid like him who hasn't hit him yet]

Yo, I'm Luffy!

Yeah, I know. [sigh.] Zoro, it's Zoro. You really don't remember me? That's no fair, Luffy.

Eh? Remember? [stares at him] I don't remember you at all. Maybe it was another Luffy.

[it's a little annoying that there are two of him. He's not gonna let the other one become Pirate King ahead of him!]

No, I'm pretty sure it's you. [pokes him in the forehead. Poke poke poke.] There's only one rubber-fruit in the world and it's you.

Maybe I met you in a dream! [cuz he can't remember! But have pokes back! poke poke poke poke]

Ow, quit it, you jerk! [POKE POKEPOKEPOKEPOKE]

NO WAY YOU FIRST! [POKEPOKEPOKEPOKEPOKEPOKEPOKE]

[he's halfway into the slap-fight before he even realizes what he's doing.

Pulls back and crosses his arms huffily]

This is dumb. I don't wanna be a kid. I can't be the world's greatest swordsman if I'm still little.

[POKEPOKEPO--

Pulls his finger back]

Eh? The world's greatest swordsman, really? That's awesome! I'm going to be King of the Pirates!

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