voice

[allendsmeat]

[he's hiding in a barrel. Secretly hiding in a barrel where no one can find him and he's heard other kids talk through the book thingy so:]


ACE! SABO! I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED BY PIRATES! WHAT DO I DO?!!



[ooc: replies will come from rubber_kid

Comments

[voice]

[little_belle]

I'm sorry... please don't cry. I know it's scary but... we have to work together if we want to get back home! I think almost all the children I've met so far have been captured by pirates. You're not from a royal family are you?

[Because she's at least met two or three other noble children, so it would confirm her mass ransom theory.]

[voice]

[rubber_kid]

[he wipes at his eyes with the back of his arm and sniffs] No. I'm not from any family but Jiichan's. Except Ace and Sabo are my brothers. [sniff sniff]

Woah that's a big booger. [snff SNORRRRT]

[voice]

[little_belle]

Well... is your Jiichan anybody important, like being a royal knight or duke?

[Oh gawwwwd! She wants to just scream ew, ew, ew! Clearly this boy had to be a commoner, or too young and stupid to know any better! Still she had to remember her station!]

It is disrespectful to talk about your boogers with a lady! I want you to apologize immediately!

[voice]

[rubber_kid]

No he's just Jiichan. [and a Marine but that's not important] No way! Everyone has boogers!

[voice]

[little_belle]

[Maribelle's snapped]

STOP SAYING BOOGERS!

[voice]

[rubber_kid]

BOOOGERS! BOOOOGERS! BOOOOOOGERRRRSSSS!

[voice]

[little_belle]

Look out, there's a pirate sneaking up on you.

[voice]

[rubber_kid]

I'm in a barrel so it's okay. If they get too close I'll punch 'em.

[voice]

[little_belle]

[Damn, she though she could scare the little booger brat.]

What if they have a knife?

[voice]

[rubber_kid]

AHH I CAN'T FIGHT A KNIFE! I DON'T WANNA GET STABBED! DON'T LET THEM FIND ME!

[voice]

[little_belle]

[SIGH]

Then stop yelling, stop saying booger, and apologize for being so disrespectful to a noble lady who's trying to help you!

[voice]

[rubber_kid]

Sorry. Thanks for the help. [said cuz he doesn't wanna get knifed]

[voice]

[little_belle]

That's better! We may teach you manners yet! Now if you want to keep safe be sure to find a hiding spot that is really small and hard to get into. Like behind a lot of crates! Adults are usually too big or fat to fit into little places, so we should be okay, right?

[Maribelle is convinced this is totally sound reasoning.]

I'm going to try to find a way for us all to get home, but we're going to have to keep ourselves safe until then!

[voice]

[rubber_kid]

I'm in a barrel. [he's said this.] If an adult comes I'll punch them in the nose.

[voice]

[little_belle]

Well... A barrel might work for now... but barrels are pretty easy to open for adults, so if you want to make sure you're extra safe from knife attacks...

[Then she comes up with another idea]

You sound like you know how to fight at least a little, do you have any pots or anything you can use for armor?! Maybe you can steal some from the pirate's kitchen!

[voice] 1/2

[rubber_kid]

That's a good idea! And there's meat in there. [he struggles a bit until he can kick out the bottom of the barrel and stands up so he can walk]

This is a pretty

[Walks into the wall with a: bok!]

cool idea

[bok!]

I'm [bok!] hungry [bok!]

[voice]

[rubber_kid]

GET OUT OF MY WAY! [punch! Fist crunches through the barrel and gets stuck]

AHH! LET GO! [Struggle! roll! Roll! Flail!]

[voice]

[little_belle]

[Maribelle is super worried now! What was all that boking? Who was in his way?! Who wouldn't let go?! Did pirates catch him on the way to the kitchen! Oh no! This was all her fault!]

A-Are you okay?!?! Say something!

[voice]

[rubber_kid]

GRAAAH! [gets his hand free and smacks himself in the face, falling over]

Stupid barrel.

[voice]

[little_belle]

...

......

You're an idiot aren't you?

[voice]

[rubber_kid]

Mm yeah probably. [gets up with the barrel still on] Hey! I have a window now! Lucky~~

[voice]

[little_belle]

[Wow... she's never met anyone who admitted to it. Well her father had always taught her that knowing was half the battle!

Can you see anything? It's probably pretty dark out there.

[voice]

[rubber_kid]

I see a wall. [he takes the barrel off and looks around] There are a lot of them in here...

[barrels he means. He opens the door] Hey look! The bathroom! [peers in the toilet] No one's been in here.

[but he has to go so...]

[voice]

[little_belle]

OH GODS!

[She's covering her ears and trying to talk over the bathroom noises]

Don't you have any sense of normalcy or manners?!

[voice]

[rubber_kid]

[jumps at her voice and splashes a bit on the wall]


AHHH DON'T LISTEN TO ME PEE!