Tag or Seek, Fishman Style [voice] [action for Spades]

[om_nom_namur]

'Kay, seriously. WHY THE HELL'RE WE GOIN' 'ROUND THIS DAMN REEF 'GAIN? Been circlin' this shitty thing for like a MONTH or some shit. Honestly!

[OKAY so it's only been a couple of weeks. But still.]

Runnin' outta damn fish 'round here cuz the schools is all swimmin' off. Not that anyone other'n maybe Nami gives a shit, but if we don't head off for an island soon Y'ALL'RE GONNA BE BITCHIN' 'BOUT STORES AN' SHIT. Did someone let Marco drive or somethin'?

Really though there's somethin' important I wanted t' say. 'Bout swimmin'. This's mostly for the Spades cuz I ain't 'round no one else t' fish y' outta the deep but it's a good thing for y' t' talk 'bout in yer crews. Who the hell knows how t' swim? Who don't know how t' swim but could learn? How many a y' out there's a bunch a shitty hammers an' all y' can do is sink? If yer a Spade, sound off here before I find y'. Else we'll find out the fun way which ones a y' float, sheheheheheh!!!

[True to his word, Namur will be stalking about both the Sun and the Moon. If he catches someone that hasn't already talked to him about their ability to swim (or lack thereof) he'll promptly throw them overboard. For science, or some shit.]

Comments

[Voice]

[uccellodifuoco]

Depends how you mean that.

I can swim very well and unlike the other birds I don't mind the water that much.

[Probably because he's the less "bird" of them all.]

[Voice]

[om_nom_namur]

[Aw damn.]

Check one waterbird. If shit gets deep an' a bunch a us goes under could y' help me fish people out?

[Voice]

[uccellodifuoco]

[No one says you can't still chunk him overboard, Namur.]

You ask that as if not helping was an option.

[Which for Ikki it isn't.]

Despite what some may think, I've no wish to watch people drown like that, you know.

[Voice]

[fierybluebird]

Quit being tsun. Nam-chan's just making a public list.

In grumpy phoenix speak that means "Aye, thank you for asking, yoi." Which Namur knows, but just so everyone else knows.

[Don't make him ruffle your hair Ikki!!!]

[Voice]

[uccellodifuoco]

Even if he didn't ask I would help, what kind of crew member would I be if I didn't?

[It's not as if he wants to or cares about the crew or anything, please!]

And who are you calling tsun?

[Voice]

[fierybluebird]

YOU! Cute grumpy phoenix brat, yoi!

[Voice]

[uccellodifuoco]

Stop talking to the mirror with this book open, Marco. People may think you're talking to them instead, and you're too old to be a brat, get over it.

[HE'S NOT CUTE.]

[Voice] 1/2

[fierybluebird]

Shhhhh.

Shhh.

It's okay. They won't tackle you with hugs until I tell them to.

[Voice] 2/2

[fierybluebird]

GET 'IM NAM-CHAN!

[Voice]

[om_nom_namur]

Go t' hell.

[Voice]

[fierybluebird]

You're doing it wrong.

[Voice]

[om_nom_namur]

Ain't yer damn pet.

[Voice]

[fierybluebird]

Who said anything about a pet?

You're my brother and nakama.

And Captain of the Tackle squad. Didn't you get the memo?

[Not Voice]

[uccellodifuoco]

[See? He knew it was a bluff, joke's on you Marco.]

[Voice]

[uccellodifuoco]

[It's a bluff. He's bluffing. There's no way that would happen. Marco's just pulling his leg.]

What, are you now the commander of the hug-tackling army? Old age must be getting to your mind.

[Voice]

[fierybluebird]

No, Nam-chan and Haruta are.

[Voice]

[uccellodifuoco]

Don't know about Haruta, but Namur seems more like the commander of the "go to hell" army.

[Your bluffs don't scare him.]

[Voice]

[om_nom_namur]

Didn't know, 's why I asked. Can't know shit 'bout people 'less y' ask 'em, right?

[But see, if someone answers and he chucks them overboard anyway then the motivation to answer and not be thrown overboard goes away. Namur might be an idiot but he wasn't spawned yesterday.]

Mean, before shit happens an' we gotta find out first hand, eh? Sheheh.

[Voice]

[uccellodifuoco]

I can get that. But I would think that someone who can swim and is in a crew would at the very least help take others from the water if needed to, rather than sit and watch the spectacle.

[Okay, so maybe he can sit and watch his enemies suffer due his mental attacks and fire at times, but crewmates aren't enemies.]

But yeah, I will help, don't worry about that.

[Voice]

[om_nom_namur]

Dude, if the waves is washin' 'nuff people off that I can't take care a 'em all, it ain't so much 'bout bein' willin' 's 'bout bein' strong 'nuff t' fight the sea an' steal 'em back from swallowin' 'em up.

[Voice]

[uccellodifuoco]

I haven't tried here, but back in my world I could dive to the very bottom of the sea and up again without trouble. Don't worry, I'm strong enough to fight the sea and get them back.

[Voice]

[om_nom_namur]

'S that a fact? Y' oughta come swimmin' with me an' Nami every so often, huh? Help us catch fish an' crabs an' shit for the crew.

[Voice]

[uccellodifuoco]

It is, Poseidon's temple was there and I had to go there to avoid my brothers being killed by a stupid and pathetic mind trick.

[And to rescue Athena and fight Poseidon. But everyone knows what was the thing Ikki did first upon reviving, chase his brothers and save them.]

I can't breath under water, though, but I can hold my breath more than normal people do. So sure, I will help, though I take that now it's pretty pointless.

[Kind of a given since he went so far inside the sea without the use of a shortcut or the help of one of Poseidon's minions.]

[Voice]

[om_nom_namur]

Cuz the fish're gone? Sheheh, well. Be catchin' a differnt current tomorrow, so it won't be a problem.

[If only Namur knew...]

[Voice]

[uccellodifuoco]

It won't, so long as nothing happens. Like a meteor falling on us or the sea deciding to change its currents, in this place I wouldn't be surprised if it could do that.