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[allendsmeat]

[sitting on the inn roof at Empieza and he's decided himself a thing]

I wanna kiss as many people as I can. [doom!] But it's hard to figure out the rules! So if you wanna kiss someone then we should definitely meet up!

[and it's the perfect solution. Because if someone wants to kiss someone as much as he wants to kiss someone then they can just kiss and it's simple]

Comments

[Voice]

[allendsmeat]

Why would Ace murder you? [he was the one that talked about dating in the first place]

[Voice]

[fierybluebird]

For encouraging what he might consider the corruption of your youth and innocence.

[Voice]

[allendsmeat]

But I'm a pirate.[that sort of thing was supposed to happen, right?]

[Voice]

[fierybluebird]

Tell him, not me.

I already corrupted him as far as I wanted to ages ago.

[Voice]

[allendsmeat]

Ehh really? Did you kiss Ace? [that was weird. Marco would be really strange to kiss because he looks like a pineapple] He didn't eat you by accident?

[Voice]

[fierybluebird]

[.... What the fuck is this conversation?]

No.

[Voice]

[allendsmeat]

Oh. I guess he doesn't think you look tasty. [which was weird but so was Ace]

[Voice]

[fierybluebird]

Ace has threatened to [eat devour consume damn it, which of these isn't a fucking euphemism for "fuck"?!] bite me [Close enough] on other occasions. He hasn't kissed me though so he didn't accidentally half-swallow me or anything else, yoi.

For the record, you are now banned from kissing me. Just in case.

[Voice]

[allendsmeat]

[well biting's not so bad] No I don't want to kiss you anyway. [waves hand] You're weird.

[Voice]

[fierybluebird]

Aye, Roger said the same thing, so let's keep it that way.

Tradition.

[Voice]

[allendsmeat]

haha Really? He was pretty awesome, na?

[Voice]

[fierybluebird]

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[No.]

[He doesn't want to disagree with Luffy, but oh gods. No.]

That depends utterly on your point of view.

[Voice]

[allendsmeat]

Yeah maybe. I think he's great. [rocks from side to side a bit] I wonder if he'll come here, too. [Old man Rayleigh would probably be really happy!]

[Voice]

[fierybluebird]

[RAY WOULD NOT BE HAPPY.]

I don't think so.

[Also Ace would freak out.]

[Voice]

[allendsmeat]

[why wouldn't Rayleigh be happy?]

You don't? Well maybe. [who knows what might happen]

[Voice] 1/2

[fierybluebird]

[Half-dead, half-dying captain from a quarter century ago? Oh yeah, that's a good idea.]

I don't know that even Davy Jones can stop the decay of bodies from certain illnesses, Straw Hat.

It's one thing with someone who is murdered while they're young and healthy, it's another when --

[Voice] 2/2

[fierybluebird]

Well, never mind, maybe you're right.

Anything's possible, eh.

[Voice]

[allendsmeat]

Oh yeah... [he'd sort of forgotten about that part. It would be pretty hard. But this is a place for great adventure-- maybe he could come at a different time? Who knew. What happened, happened]

There's a lot of people from home already. It's kinda cool.

[Voice]

[fierybluebird]

Aye.

But all in clumps, eh? I guess Davy Jones knows what he's doing after all.

[Voice]

[allendsmeat]

I think that ghost guy is just a selfish jerk. [he was a pirate so it was expected but Luffy didn't want him and his nakama to be here in the first place]

[Voice]

[fierybluebird]

The Doctor said his motives were probably more complicated than they first appeared. I think that's still an accurate assessment.

[Voice]

[allendsmeat]

Don't care. I'm still gonna kick his ass.

[Voice]

[fierybluebird]

[He's silent. Because he's keeping death secrets from Ace who is keeping death secrets from Luffy who.... wouldn't understand why it's such a gift to have Ace back alive.]

Have you told your brother about that?

[Voice]

[allendsmeat]

I guess so... [He's said it often enough that Ace must have heard it at some point]

[Voice]

[fierybluebird]

Sometimes brothers are complicated, eh?