fierybluebird: (smirking glory)
Marco the Phoenix ([personal profile] fierybluebird) wrote in [community profile] piratejournal2014-05-12 05:58 pm

[Audio] ALL THE DRAMATICS! A cry for anarchy! This is war!

Pirates of the world, RISE UP I say!

This world claims we do not belong here! The people of this world say we have no home, no place on these seas, in this world! I disagree! [Oh lord, Marco's going full steam here.] My world had no use for monsters like us either! My world made it a sin and a crime for some of us to even be born. Well, to hell with that, say I! ARE WE PIRATES OR ARE WE COWARDS?!

I FOR ONE, BEAR THE FLAG OF MY FATHER AND BROTHERS! LET US TAKE OVER THESE SEAS, AND CLAIM OUR PLACE IN A WORLD ONCE AND FOR ALL! LET US SHOW THE WORLD THAT WE WILL NOT BE DENIED OR IGNORED!

Let us show the world that this era is OURS!

[AND WITH THAT: he lets out a huge phoenix cry of victory.] SCRAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

[We now return you to your daily journal entries of everything else completely different.]
grizzly_tea: (Lowborn Troglodyte!)

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[personal profile] grizzly_tea 2014-05-13 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
...

This is just one of the many reasons I hate pirates.
grizzly_tea: (I promise you this will hurt)

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[personal profile] grizzly_tea 2014-05-13 09:12 am (UTC)(link)
Anything can change, but your declarations of war will only instigate more problems.
grizzly_tea: (Avert your lecherous gazes)

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[personal profile] grizzly_tea 2014-05-13 10:37 am (UTC)(link)
Yes as a matter of fact, I am certain of that, squaking pirate-kun. Just because you feel as though you are an outcast doesn't mean you have to lash out against all those who would call you one. You only sink to their level or lower by proving to them you're just as monstrous, or more so, than they'd ever imagined.

Yet explaining basic things like this to pirates, is like trying to argue with a wall.
redcinemareel: (Grell: those TEETH)

[not here. totally eavesdropping.]

[personal profile] redcinemareel 2014-05-13 11:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Marco, those words make Grell tingle all over. She couldn't have put it better herself.

Fates he's hot when he talks like that]
grizzly_tea: (Are you implying something?)

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[personal profile] grizzly_tea 2014-05-13 12:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Wouldn't that be quite the spectacle? A pirate as far gone as you, with tatoos covering his body, and revelling in anarchy and war, mending his ways and becoming a peace loving, upstanding citizen? Why I might even swoon at such a sight.

[Two can play the troll game Marco.]

You're do an outstanding job of being a nuisance, although more so with your bird yodeling than with your existing. The fact that you view them as ants rather than flesh and blood, living, thinking, feeling human beings is just more evidence of your twisted intentions. You're right in that you don't need to prove anything because you are already the epitome of everything this world expects of pirate scum like you. People like you are the reason that innocents get caught in the steel net of Justice, blindly following your pretty words without even realizing their consequences. I loathe you pirate, but more than anything else, and you'll likely hate me most for this, I pity you.
grizzly_tea: (Wh-What?!)

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[personal profile] grizzly_tea 2014-05-14 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
Congratulations pirate... I am rendered speechless by your awe inspiring singing.
grizzly_tea: (Rape face)

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[personal profile] grizzly_tea 2014-05-14 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
Rave on you mad, mad, pirate bird.