[Audio] ALL THE DRAMATICS! A cry for anarchy! This is war!

[fierybluebird]

Pirates of the world, RISE UP I say!

This world claims we do not belong here! The people of this world say we have no home, no place on these seas, in this world! I disagree! [Oh lord, Marco's going full steam here.] My world had no use for monsters like us either! My world made it a sin and a crime for some of us to even be born. Well, to hell with that, say I! ARE WE PIRATES OR ARE WE COWARDS?!

I FOR ONE, BEAR THE FLAG OF MY FATHER AND BROTHERS! LET US TAKE OVER THESE SEAS, AND CLAIM OUR PLACE IN A WORLD ONCE AND FOR ALL! LET US SHOW THE WORLD THAT WE WILL NOT BE DENIED OR IGNORED!

Let us show the world that this era is OURS!

[AND WITH THAT: he lets out a huge phoenix cry of victory.] SCRAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

[We now return you to your daily journal entries of everything else completely different.]

Comments

[thatched]

Maybe you should look harder, Freckle-butt. [lovingly ties shorts to the mast and lets them flap in the breeze] They may be under that barrel.

[hiken]

I don't have freckles on my butt! [This is Ace bending over, on the deck, to lift up a barrel.]

[thatched]

[wolf whistles]

[hiken]

I'll kick your ass, Thatch! Give me back my shorts! [He was definitely standing on the rail and shaking a fist at the Moon--]

[thatched]

Oh ho! Babbu wants to kiss my ass? Well then come and get it, sweetheart!

[hiken]

Fine! I'm gonna wear your pants and Marco's pants! We'll see who laughs last!

[haruta_xii]

You're going to swim in his pants... no water needed.

[hiken]

If I get a rash, it's their fault!

[haruta_xii]

It's always their fault. They're so mean to you, brother.

[vysecaptain]

Uh...

[Well, this was a bad time to wander over to see what Ace is yelling about. And now he's walking away. Wow.]

Never mind, I don't want to know.

[hiken]

What're you lookin' at!? [POINTS]

[vysecaptain]

N-nothing...uh...who are you yelling at?

[theartofboom]

[Chandra chuckles from across the deck.]

Wasn't expecting to see a full moon tonight, Captain.

[hiken]

Oi, shut the hell up! Don't encourage those jerks!

[theartofboom]

Why not? I like seeing your butt. It's pretty pinchable, y'know?

[hiken]

Is teasin' gonna get me my shorts back, Chandra!?

[theartofboom]

Well...I might have a solution. C'mere.

[hiken]

Gah! What kinda day is it when a captain can't trust their subordinates!?

[theartofboom]

I'm being serious. I actually have a solution. Trust me, you'll like it.

[hiken]

Like hell! I'll just wear my hat for the rest of the day at this rate!

[theartofboom]

[To prove her point, she waves a finger and Ace now has shorts.

They're made of mist...but they're shorts.]

[hiken]

[Ace stood still and his arms dropped.

He looked at his magic shorts. His expression turned vacant.]

.................

[theartofboom]

Did I lie? Solution.

[feetarestrange]

Looking a little bare over there, Ace.

[song_princess]

[Wait what? Freckles on butt? Does she even want to know? Leanne goes to check things out and then.... Immediately regrets it with a very loud "KYA!" and hiding her face with her wings.]

Ca-Ca-Captain!