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Week 34 - Can be read by all

Goodness! I've rarely seen the Mistress in such a state! Granted it's in large part due to the massive hangover but she's been mumbling under her breath for days now and sending kicks this poor Meep's way. Whatever you've done I wish you wouldn't. She becomes rather unbearable after a while. At any rate, she wanted me to tell you two things.

[though written through the journal is the faint rustle of paper]

If you haven't received your Typhoon Grips by now, you're out of luck and you'll have to buy them you-- Oh dear, ah-- you-- I can't even think of an appropriate word here. Well, best leave it to your imaginations. Cloud Islands have been released and will be floating in various directions. Instructions on how to use the Grip have come packaged with the instrument. She also wishes to note it's only one per crew, even if you should have multiple ships, and if you should lose it, replacements can come from Backwater at considerable cost.

The second item-- Oh, dear. It seems a little inflammatory. You know there is an old saying, pertaining when wars were fought on land-- there were no kinds of long distance communication and so in order to relay orders from one army to the other, messengers would be dispatched. Whether they carried good news or bad news, the best strategy was often considered not shooting the messenger whatever the news since he is but a humble porter and has no part in these...sorts of situations.

She says that she is lifting the ban on the Spades for the most part just to rub it in the face of those belonging to that-- to that-- Well suffice to say it's a pretty heavy derogatory term addressed to the captain of the Sinewave. Furthermore anyone caught helping that-- insert word here-- will be banned as well. She knows what you do, she says, she's not stupid.

Dear me, dear me. Er well this is a bit unprecedented and I am rather busy with my studies and suchlike, but I will be around for at least a short while to answer any questions you might have... well a few at any rate. I can't have her finding me doing this or...well...suffice to say it won't be particularly...pleasant.

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[Excuse her?!

OH, she’s had quite enough of this brat.]

The Bloody Roses do many terrible things, but we NEVER put blame on someone else, let alone allow someone else to take or share credit for our actions! We own them, and no one else shall take what we earned.

It’s about time YOU did the same, you bottom-feeding little shit!

[Grell hardly ever curses, surprisingly, so she’s quite angry!]

Not only would we never would wish for actual valuable information to be restricted to any crew, but if we did get banned, we wouldn’t spread that to another crew in immature spite!

So let me make a statement:

The Bloody Roses has not ever assisted such lowlifes who are far beneath our standards, and we now DECLARE WAR on the crew of the Sinewave, effective immediately!

My--such malice!

[Code for, "oh shit, we're on the same island as this lunatic, maybe this wasn't such a great idea."]

[Not that she's letting any of that slip. Codi's voice never wavers--for better or for worse.]

I give you credit for helping people and you declare war on them? I've never heard of such audacity!

Besides, my crew doesn't engage in warfare--that's a practice of pirates and brutes, of which we're neither. You'll have to find your pointless bloodshed elsewhere.

We don't need you to give us anything, especially for something we didn't give!

Your crew only engages in capturing fairies for Fates knows what! At least our enemies fight back! No wonder you don't engage in battles! Spineless twits!

[Colour Fuu surprised here for a moment, she wants to settle this but at the same time...]

What was this about capturing fairies? [She feels insulted be to called that when she had no idea of anything going on.]

One of her crew tried to kidnap one of our pets, RIGHT FROM THEIR ARMS!

[Grell doesn't know that Fuu is with their crew.]

I know we're pirates, but really?! Sinking to stealing pets?

What? [She actually is surprised. Seriously, who would do that and why?] That's horrible and not right at all. Do you know why they did that?

I haven't the foggiest, but I believe other creatures, the fairies, have been taken by her crew as well.

[From what Arthur has found out from the fairies.]

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windofthephoenixtemple - 2014-05-05 07:42 (UTC) - Expand

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redcinemareel - 2014-05-05 07:48 (UTC) - Expand

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windofthephoenixtemple - 2014-05-05 08:21 (UTC) - Expand

WHOA! WHOA!

Everybody calm the fuck down! What's goin' on in here?

Edited 2014-05-05 01:01 (UTC)

That spineless brat is trying to get us roped into her mess! It's UNACCEPTABLE and I've had enough of her childish games!

Grell, relax. I apologize for her.

[Holy shit, since when does he ever apologize for someone else? He's always the on in trouble back home.]

She's obviously under...a lot of stress. Yeah, stress. I'll try to find out what's goin' on.

If you have to apologize on behalf of your own captain, then obviously she should NOT be running the ship.You're showing far more maturity than her at the moment.

However, my declaration still stands. My crew has been ordered to take down yours, and they will take much pleasure in doing so.

alwaysgrumpy - 2014-05-05 13:13 (UTC) - Expand

Dude y' need t' tell yer idiot captain t' stop actin' like a dipshit an' run!

[THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO STAY BETWEEN HIM AND CODI HOW DID IT TURN TO WAR??? T.T]

I have nothing to do with this!

I know y' don't but that ain't gonna stop Grell!

[Thash wasn't really paying attention to all this nonsense until the word 'war' was mentioned. That got his attention]

Well, I did say I'd help defend the ship, heheh.

[grabs his weapon]

lets do this!

Good! Meet us one deck!

[alright, Grell actually wants him on the ship. This just confirms in his mind something he's believed for some time now- violence is capable of solving all problems in one way or another]

Ok, be right there

[Are her ears burning?]

And I thought I was going to be bored this month. You've got my basket, Captain!

Oh~? What's in it?

[She's curious!]

Knives, guns, grenades, treats, and my missiles~!

[With a lower, colder tone than usual:] I've been waiting to take my toys out all week.

...no sandwiches? Apples? Biscuits?

[Grell sounds so disappointed...]

[That's.. a disappointing response, but--]

I... I could make sandwiches. And I don't turn all of my apples into grenades.

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redcinemareel - 2014-05-05 01:53 (UTC) - Expand

[HERE'S ACE--TO NOT HELP.]

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

[Marco can't help it, he's laughing.]

[This is why he loves you okay.]

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